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@compliantvc You gotta be kidding. For sure. Nobody would be this dumb.

Tell me you're just kidding.

It just a joke, right?

That is simply compressed air.

Is it still allowed to have air in Europe? Or are they banning oxigen also?

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🥊 #PFLChicago is live! Noah Hermosillo opened the night with a brutal body kick TKO 🦵💥🔥

When Chuck Norris kicks air, someone still gets hurt. 💨😂🤣

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🟢 #Shrek2 Remastered just leaked on the Xbox Store! 🎮🧅 Ogres have layers, like onions...

When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onions cry. 🧅😭😂🤣

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🐱 Happy #GlobalCatDay! 😻🌍

Cats always land on their feet because Chuck Norris taught them. 🐱🦵😂🤣

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🚀 La nouvelle #Roadster de Tesla fait le 0 à 100 en moins d'1 seconde grâce aux propulseurs SpaceX ! ⚡🏎️

La nouvelle Tesla Roadster a besoin de propulseurs SpaceX pour faire le 0 à 100 en moins d'1 seconde. Chuck Norris, lui, ordonne simplement à la route de bouger. 🛣️💨😂🤣

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🚀 Tesla's new #Roadster hits 0-60 in under a second with SpaceX thrusters! ⚡🏎️

The new Tesla Roadster needs SpaceX thrusters to hit 0-60 in under a second. Chuck Norris just tells the road to move. 🛣️💨😂🤣

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🚀 ¡El nuevo #Roadster de Tesla hace 0 a 100 en menos de 1 segundo con propulsores de SpaceX! ⚡🏎️

El nuevo Tesla Roadster necesita propulsores de SpaceX para hacer 0 a 100 en menos de 1 segundo. Chuck Norris solo le ordena a la carretera que se mueva. 🛣️💨😂🤣

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🚀 Tesla's new #Roadster hits 0-60 in under a second with SpaceX thrusters! ⚡🏎️

The new Tesla Roadster needs SpaceX thrusters to hit 0-60 in under a second. Chuck Norris just tells the road to move. 🛣️💨😂🤣

https://t.co/CfebYB3Xsk

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🚀 O novo #Roadster da Tesla vai de 0 a 100 em menos de 1 segundo com propulsores da SpaceX! ⚡🏎️

O novo Tesla Roadster precisa de propulsores da SpaceX pra ir de 0 a 100 em menos de 1 segundo. Chuck Norris só manda a estrada se mexer. 🛣️💨😂🤣

https://t.co/CfebYB3Xsk

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🚀 Tesla's new #Roadster hits 0-60 in under a second with SpaceX thrusters! ⚡🏎️

The new Tesla Roadster needs SpaceX thrusters to hit 0-60 in under a second. Chuck Norris just tells the road to move. 🛣️💨😂🤣

https://t.co/CfebYB3Xsk

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🚀 Tesla's new #Roadster hits 0-60 in under a second with SpaceX thrusters! ⚡🏎️

The new Tesla Roadster needs SpaceX thrusters to hit 0-60 in under a second. Chuck Norris just tells the road to move. 🛣️💨😂🤣

https://t.co/CfebYB3Xsk

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🏈 Seahawks vs Broncos on #ThursdayNightFootball! 🦅🐴🔥

The Green Bay Packers challenged Chuck Norris to a football game. Final score: Norris 274, Packers (-96). 🏈😂🤣

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🥋 The live-action Street Fighter movie hits theaters tomorrow, with Roman Reigns as Akuma!

Chuck Norris was one of the original characters in Street Fighter II. He was removed because every button made him do a roundhouse kick. 🎮🦵😂
#Streetfighter６

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🎮 Rockstar just dropped the GTA VI launch trailer! Jason & Lucia hit PS5 and Xbox Series X|S on Nov 19 🌴🚗🔥

Chuck Norris owns a PlayStation 360. 🕹️😂🤣

#gtavi #rockstar
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🥊 Bruce Lee, Tyson, Ali or Chuck? X can't stop arguing over who wins this fight! 🥋👊

Who would win in a fight: Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? Neither. The world would implode from that much awesome. 💥🌎😂🤣

#brucelee #chucknorris
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🍰 Happy #NationalDessertDay! 🍫🍪

Life is like a box of chocolates. They are all for Chuck Norris. 🍫😂🤣

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🚪 Greta Gerwig's #Narnia trailer just dropped! 🦁✨

Of course Chuck Norris' closet goes to Narnia. 🚪🦁😂🤣

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🏀 The NBA just unveiled all 30 custom courts for the 2026 #NBACup! 🏆

Chuck Norris won the NBA Slam Dunk competition by just holding the ball. 🏀💪😂🤣

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📺 The new #AppleTV 4K now takes hands-free voice commands with Siri AI! 🍎🎙️

Chuck Norris does not need a remote, he just tells the TV what channel and volume he wants. 😎😂🤣

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Happy #NationalFarmersDay! 🚜🌽👨‍🌾

Chuck Norris grows his crops on solid concrete, and they are twice the size of ground-grown crops. 💪😂🤣

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Happy #Thanksgiving, Canada! 🍁🦃

Chuck Norris carved his Thanksgiving turkey with a roundhouse kick. 🥋😂🤣

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🥊 Fight night in Vegas! 🔥 #UFCVegas122

UFC fighters train for months to step into the Octagon. The Octagon trains for months before Chuck Norris steps in. 💪😂🤣

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⚽ Arsenal vs Leeds has everyone talking this Saturday! 🔥 #ARSLEE

Chuck Norris once entered a soccer game in the 89th minute with the score tied 0-0. That match is recorded as the biggest blowout in history. 💥😂🤣

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