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@14764Sairose You know Commercial Restaurant Dishwashers do the same thing. The water is so hot, that you don't need soap. . .

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@ThoNg676733 😍🤩

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@Primewave96 4WD baby. ..

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@Scott7858868020 RTFM

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@elonmusk $3 Bill News.

Burning a cross, days before Juneteenth, in our 250th year as a nation, to "protest" MAGA, approximately located near Lincoln's resting place?

Yes.

So, maybe the problem your ideology?

No.

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"AB 2903, which passed UNANIMOUSLY (72-0 in the Assembly, 40-0 in the Senate) before Governor Newsom vetoed it."

Governor Newsom has helped direct/funnel over $4 million (specifically around $4.4 million reported) into his wife’s nonprofit, the California Partners Project. Through a loop-hole, which may be legal, but smells funny.
"Leave my wife out." Well, maybe don't put her or her non-profit in cross-fire. . . ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The Redistricting Election last November overrode the independent redistricting process that California voters established years ago to prevent partisan gerrymandering. Newsom said eff it, let's get rid of it.

Dana Williamson, pleaded Guilty. The investigation was launched by Biden Admin, so it seems like the current Admin is just continuing the probe. . .

To quote the late Billy Mays, "but wait, there's more!"

California has turned into one of most the corrupt States in the Union. We can't even talk about the real corruption without some peculiar events suddenly happening.

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IDK, had this in my mind and thought it was pretty funny. So I wrote it out. xD What if God was a sassy Black Woman, and Adam and Eve were Black, but not just Black, but Hood Black. . . I think it would make a good skit. LOL Disclaimer: It has profanity for comedic purposes.
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Black Adam and Eve

God: "This Garden needs something else. Imma create someone. Imma create me a Man."

God: "I created you Adam. You are my creation. This is your Garden."

Adam: "What? Dang, this place is niiiice. Fuckin' water, flowers, plants n shit."

God: "I created it for you. You can eat all the beasts and birds that flock here, and you may eat from every tree. Except from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil."

Adam: "Da fuck is that? A tree?"

God: "Yeah, don't eat from this."

Adam: "Which tree is that?"

God points to the tree in the middle of the Garden of Eden.

God: "Dat tree over there. Nigga, do not eat from dis bitch or you will die. I ain't fuckin aroun' neither."

Adam: "A'ight. I won't eat from that fuckin' tree then. All the other ones are a'ight den?

God: "Yep."

Adam: "Dat's the only thing?"

God: "Yeah, we got an understandin'?"

Adam: "Yeah, I can eat anything, but not from THAT mothafucka. Got it."

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God sees Adam walking alone, naming the animals, smoking herb rolled in a Fig leaf.

God: "This nigga lookin' all lonely n' shit." God says to Herself.

Adam: "Imma call this flying thing, bird. These crawlin' things are buggin' da fuck outta me, so imma call deez suckas Bugs."

God: "Now dis nigga is talkin' to himself." God said to Herself.

God: "ADAM! Hey Adam! You want some company?"

Adam: "Yeah, hell yeah, shiet, YOU can come down if you want."

God: "Nigga, you wouldn't know what to do with this ass. But for real tho', Imma make you someone."

Adam: "Word?"

God: "Word. Just go to sleep."

God puts Adam into a deep sleep.

God: "Okay, let me take this nigga rib. A'ight. What does this nigga probably like? He probably likes big asses, some nice titties, cute face. Lemme give this bitch some long hair. A'ight, this chick lookin' good. Shit, I outdid myself. Shoot, I think I'm done."

God then created woman for Adam. Eve stood beside Adam waiting for him to wake.

God: "Wake up, nigga."

Adam: "Huh?"

God: "This is a woman. She will be your wife."

Adam: "Whaaa? Homegirl looking goooood."

Adam looks at Eve up and down and walks around her.

Adam: "Shit, bitch you fine as hell. God, she's mine?

God: "Yep. She is from you."

Adam: "And ain't no other niggas around to fuck her?"

God: "Y'all the only ones here."

Adam: "Dayum. Thanks Gee-Oh-Dee."

God: "You're welcome. I made her for you. Now, Eve, Imma tell you what I told Adam. You can eat and have everything in dis fuckin' Garden, but you must not eat from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil."

Eve: "What tree is that?"

God: "Dat Tree. Right in the middle of the Garden."

God points to the Tree of Knowledge.

Eve: "Alright. I won't eat from there."

God: "A'right then. I'll leave you two alone to get more acquainted. . . I'll be back."

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Eve walks around the garden noticing its beauty, she sees a Snake.

The Snake said to Eve: "Hey Guuurl, you been walkin' around this Garden for a minute, you lookin' hungry."

Eve: "I guess, I don't know, I'm just walkin' 'round."

Snake: "You should eat that Apple over there. You know it looks juicy."

Eve: "The one in the middle? I am kinda hungry, but nah, God said I shouldn't eat from dat one."

Snake: "Pffft, that bitch said that because if you ate it you'll be like God Herself and know Good and Evil. Bitch tryin' to keep you down. Dat's the only reason."

Eve: "Fah Real?"

Snake: "Fah real. You betta eat dat shit."

Eve takes a bite of the Apple and gives some to Adam.

Eve: "Damn, this shit good as fuck."

Eve takes another bite and walks over to Adam.

Eve: "Nigga, eat this shit, this shit bomb as fuck."

Adam: "Girl. . . you went explorin' n' shit, found some fruity shit." Adam looks at the fruit. "A'ight lemme taste it."

Adam takes a bite.

Adam: "Damn, dis shit IS bomb as fuck."

Their eyes became woken, and realized they were naked, and grabbed some leaves to cover up their bodies.

Adam: "Bitch, you naked. You gotta cover up those big ass titties."

Eve: "Nigga, you naked too. You better cover up that big ass dick."

Adam: "Fuck, we gotta find some shit to cover up. Bitch, sew these leaves together."

Eve: "Nigga, I'm trying."

God is singing through the Garden and Adam and Eve hears her coming.

Adam: "Shit, hurry up. I hear God coming."

God walks in to check on Eve and Adam.

God: "Hey, Adam, Eve? Where y'all at? Y'all still chillaxin'?"

God sees Adam and Eve with some janky ass fig leaves as clothes.

God: "What da fuck are y'all wearin'? and why---?. . . Oh no. . . y'all didn't eat dat fuckin' fruit did y'all? Tell me y'all didn't eat that fruit from that fucking Tree."

Adam: "I don't know, this bitch you brought here gave me some fruit, so I ate it. I didn't know it was from that tree tho'."

God looks at Eve.

God: "Bitch you high? Eve, why the fuck did you eat that fruit? I leave for forty-five damn minutes and you already ate the fuckin' fruit?"

Eve: "This snake said to, it said I would get knowledge or some shit, like you, so I ate it."

God: "Awww Hellllll Naw. Bitch you gon' believe that Snake, that I made, over ME??"

God glances to the Snake.

God: "Now I know, you didn't convince this bitch to eat that fuckin fruit. Mothafuckah . . . Alright, you fuckin' Snake. You're blood will be cold, you will always be on your belly and eat dust, for all days of your life. Bitch Ass Snake."

God then looks towards Eve.

God: "And YOU! Bitch! I told you, I tooooold you! Not to eat that fuckin' Apple. You gon' listen to that fuckin' Snake. Over me? Over me? Bitch, you trippin'."

God laughs. Adam looks confused.

Adam: "Was that the fruit? We weren't suppose to eat that shit?"

God: "HELL NAW, You ain't suppose to eat dat shit! I told this bitch Eve not to eat that mothafuckin' Apple. And what the fuck she gon' do? Eat the mothafuckin' Apple. Pfft, dumbass bitch, I swear."

Eve: "My bad God. I'm sorry."

God: "No bitch. You gon' be sorry."

Adam: "I didn't know God, I was just eating what she gave me."

God: "Adam, baby, baby, you didn't do nothin' wrong. Dis bitch tricked you, huh?"

Adam: "Hell yeah."

God looks at Eve.

God: "A'ight bitch. Since you want knowledge and think you know it all n' shit. Here's some knowledge about me. I can create life out of nothing. For me, creatin' life is like takin' a shit, I don't feel damn thing. But for you? You? Bitch, every time you give birth it's gonna hurt like hell, you will crave Adam, and this nigga gon' rule over you."

God looks toward Adam.

God: "Nigga, I hate to do this, but I do have to punish you too. You gotta get the fuck outta dis Garden. You will have to make your own food, with thorns and shit on them, and eat the food produce from it. You will eat the food until you return to the ground, from which that food was taken from. From dust you are and dust you shall return."

Adam: "Da fuck? This bitch. . . Oh heeelllll naw. BUT I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'"

Adam glances at Eve.

Adam: "Fuck. pss, This bitch, . . Damn, man. Da fuck Eve?"

Eve: "Sorry, how the hell was I suppose to know."

Adam: "God fucking told you! What da fuck. . . Ay! Ay, God! Kick this bitch out, and make me another, smarter bitch, then I can stay."

God: "I won't do that."

Adam: "Why the fuck not?"

God: "Nigga, first of all, don't question me, secondly y'all know about Good and Evil now, so y'all can't be here. Y'all ain't gots to go home, but y'all gots to get the hell up outta here."

Adam: "You fah real?"

God nods.

Adam: "Shit, can I at least grab some of that herb before I go?"

God: "Go ahead nigga. You better make it last."

Adam plucked a budding flower from the burning bush.

Adam: "I was fucking chillin' . . . naming fuckin' birds and animals n' shit before yo ass came."

Eve: "Damn, Nigga. I'm sorry."

Adam: "Whatever bitch, let's go."

Adam and Even both left the Garden of Eden wearing their green drip and Adam smoking an herb in a rolled Fig leaf. . .

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IDK, just somethin I thought was funny.
If this made you laugh this Sunday, then I'm glad. :]

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@Fenrirtheicewo1 One of the Greatest Animated series of all time, imho. Need moar.

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Make Africa Great Again.

Disclaimer: This is just in general, not relating to a certain recent conviction.

Africa is beautiful, huge, and has tons of potential, but also has its problems, also which country? I think it has to do more with Black people being a minority to those who control society, and not much about White/Black. I live in a predominately Brown area and get treated very poorly on a daily basis, and I know I am not alone with this type of treatment. (A good book to read on this matter is "Racial Innocence: Unmasking Latino Anti-Black Bias") I don't know why people do this, because DNA tells us, we're all from Africa. Who knows, Adam and Eve may be Africans. 🤯

The White people I hung around with in my early 20's, were really chill and nice. I know everyone's experience is unique and different.

SO, I think it is more about Black folk not having a home, in a sense, in America. No matter where we go, we're like a commodity in American neighborhoods. We got treated like crap in the South, we head North, North was a little better, but same sort of the same, so some headed West, we get treated like crap in the West, now what do we do? There's only 3 countries on this continent. LOL We've been trying to find a place where we can just be equals, without the harassment, discrimination, bigotry, and most importantly ownership (they can own us without even buying us now), and honestly it seems like it unavoidable - despite America being so great. Integration is great, MLK Jr. preached that, and look how the FBI treated him? They spied on him like he was a crime boss. He continued to speak his mind, some didn't like it and eventually shot in the neck, like another person in recent history.

Laws can't change the hatred in people's hearts, laws can only try to retard that hatred from hindering another's potential. Yet, like vegetation seeping through granite, that hatred finds a way.

This goes to people of the Left who commit violence to Right, and vice versa, to people who target minorities, to people who target certain religions, to people who target identity and sexual orientation. There's just a lot of hatred, or maybe just misunderstanding, in this country.

And Blacks are still segregated. Let's put Black folk in certain neighborhoods, fill it with liquor stores, guns, drugs, corrupt/racist cops, and sub-par schools and see how they can get out and if someone somehow does get out, bam, here's another obstacle they have to jump through. Meanwhile, others are laughing their butts off watching the struggle.

But, it would be cool to see a "Lil' Harlem" town in Africa, a "Lil' Atlanta" in Africa, etc.

I hope I don't get hate for this take, but I'm getting use to it. It's a beautiful kind of pain.

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@aestheticsguyy

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@Randal740304 @TheRabbitHole I'll bite the bait. Someone doesn't remember Bush/Gore fiasco.

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@GavinNewsom The thing is, how do we, California Citizens, know it isn't a lie? Why block the DoJ? Oh, whatever the Hive Mind think is a Lie = A Lie. 🥸
Also, a Governor can't put a POTUS behind bars.
Also, Cali prisons are overcrowded, but hey let's get to max capacity, again.

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@therealbuni 🤣😂
My sis gave the meanest cuss out two months ago over nothing, we've been there.

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@KurffyKRF Uh, yes. And the remastered OSTs are spectacular.

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I feel you, gurl . .

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Pride Flag? 🏳️‍🌈Nah, this is my pride flag.

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This is how real Queens "slay"

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She got her drank, smokes, and drip on. . . I swear we're devolving. . .

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Hardcore gangster shit right here.
Yeah, I did it, I made this.

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"Nigga, wtf did you just say??"
xD