Enjoying all the interpretations of 'privacy' from journalists who have door-knocked neighbours of grieving parents, printed long lens photographs of topless stars, rifled through the bins of divorcing celebrities & trawled Facebook offering money to school friends of footballers
My name is liam Gallagher I have 4 beautiful children I have dabbled in drugs over the years I’ve had many number 1s now send me the keys to no10 I’ll sort this pile of shit out WHY ME?WHY NOT.
Michael Gove is such a war-hungry maniac that the last time he was running for leader, Ken Clarke "forgot" his mic was hot and delivered this assessment of his character.