1701G replaces all the shuttles with Delta Flyers. Captain Seven calls Naomi Wildman for a game of Kadis Kat.
Picard makes some bad wine, but the klingons like it.
The USS elon musk is refitted for garbage skow detail and given a single hologram crew person whose sole job is pilot the ship between the sun and Jupiter station.
Neelix gets a lizard.
Seven takes 1701G to Risa. Everyone had a good time. Jake sisko steals a shuttle from the enterprise to write a story about how easy stealing shuttles is.
"Why don't we put on EV suits, and put some people in the shuttles to conserve oxygen, if we're taking power from life support." But nobody could hear Ensign Boimler over the commotion.