Routine Trek

'One day, in the #StarTrek universe...'

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All Star Trek is Star Trek!

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The doctor (voy) "added an aging subroutine." Easily explaining why @RobertPicardo looks older in his inevitable cameo in #StarTrekPicard

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Turns out Elon Musk was a space lizard. Linus confirms it off-hand one day.
Tilly tries a mullet.

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The Cerritos becomes lousy with Lt Jr Grades.
Q decides to create a universe were 2 earths orbit the sun.

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The garbage scow #JasonAldean loses engines and gets sucked into a star. Nobody cares.
Boimlers original hair color comes in.

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1701G replaces all the shuttles with Delta Flyers. Captain Seven calls Naomi Wildman for a game of Kadis Kat.
Picard makes some bad wine, but the klingons like it.

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A McDonald's opens on Deep Space K7. The Tribble population is decimated by big mac sauce.
The yorktown gets a new shuttle.

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The USS elon musk is refitted for garbage skow detail and given a single hologram crew person whose sole job is pilot the ship between the sun and Jupiter station.
Neelix gets a lizard.

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Starfleet introduces a new uniform that's a andorian blue but like the monster maroon.
The Voyager E returns from the Delta Quadant.

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Pike gets a new cushion for the captains chair.
Spock gets the flu and wears a space suit for a week.
Dr Phlox retires.

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Boimler has to captain the Cerritos for the night shift. Somehow gets it stuck in a comet.
Riker has to get the good horgon replaced.

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Seven drafts the Voyager EMH for 1701G causing another "measure of a man" style inquiry when Joe tries to decline serving on the new Enterprise

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Seven takes 1701G to Risa. Everyone had a good time. Jake sisko steals a shuttle from the enterprise to write a story about how easy stealing shuttles is.

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Mirror Boimler takes over the USS titan and eradicates several worlds trying to gain favor with the emperor.
Tendi learns the violin.

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"Why don't we put on EV suits, and put some people in the shuttles to conserve oxygen, if we're taking power from life support." But nobody could hear Ensign Boimler over the commotion.

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B'Lanna's klingon ska triggers a warp core breach.
Tuvok's holo-program about the Delaney sisters is uncovered.

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Mirror Wesley comes to the prime universe and makes the bottle of wine Picard gives Worf taste bad.
"Shut up Wesley, indeed!"

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Someone manages to lose ⅓ of the prometheus gambling.
Picard gets a new hat for number 1.

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Become a Lower Decker with the all-new crew member handbook! ✨ #StarTrek #StarTrekLowerDecks

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Boimler insists on playing Enterprise Bingo. Makes the scorch bigger.
Spock programs one of the DOTS to pass the butter

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Wes plays #TearsOfTheKingdom    as link on the holodeck, but Ganon takes over the ship.

[Enterprise Computer @EnterpriseCPU]

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