Routley

[Manchester City @ManCity]

A list of @premierleague teams @Erling has faced and failed to score against:

End of list.

[kordell @lledrok]

crying they thought the tyler merch were fakes

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

Joe Hart on whether #ManCity can challenge for the Premier League title this season: "Why not? I'll always back them! I'll always back them every single day of the week!" [via @SkySportsPL]

[Emir🇸��� @EmirCTID]

Haaland has just posted this on insta 🥹🩵

[american aquarium drinker @bytheriver1111]

bumming a cigarette off a guy and just putting it in my pocket for later

[Danis @DanisMCFC]

Erling Haaland - World Cup 2026
#HaalandBallonDor2026

[hayrr x @hayrr]

hey @macklemore im sorry i tweeted in 2014 you should mackle less. you can mackle as much as you want. free palestine ✊🏽

[mcfc lads @mcfc_lads]

“He said not in my lifetime… now it’s every time.” 👀

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Phil Foden produced the same amount of key passes (1) as Bruno Fernandes today.

Phil Foden was sent off in minute 23.

Bruno Fernandes played 95 minutes.

[mcfc lads @mcfc_lads]

Matheus Nunes proving once again why he’s the best RB in the league. 👏🏻

[WWE @WWE]

SAMI ZAYN IS THE NEW UNDISPUTED WWE CHAMPION!!!! 🏆

[peanut buttercup @perfectcelebrty]

her baby is gonna set the guinness world record for the fastest any baby has ever said their mother’s name

[kate bush’s husband @airbagg3d]

Pop a perc for Charlie Kirk today

[Thegingerwig @thegingerwig]

Tonight Man United play Sabah FK

If you haven't heard of them they are a small team from just outside Manchester

[Skoom 🔻 @SkoomaBoofer]

“One like isn’t a lot” imagine one bullet to the neck

[🦨 @bootlegshakira]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is be a loving father to his cat

[No Context in Philadelphia @alwaysunnyooc]

They made history

[17 (fan) @DxBruyne17]

£65M Mosquera didn’t work out? No worries, let’s buy £80M Konsa.

£75M Havertz didn’t work out? No worries, £90M Gyokeres.

£75M Eze didn’t work out? £90M Bruno G.

£65M Martinelli didn’t work out? £80M on some random Greek.

£120M Rice didn’t work out? £90M Zubimendi.

[𝐬𝐨𝐯 @sovietsoleri]

this video kills me every time he was real for this