I’ve signed my final budget as Governor of California – on time, balanced, and structurally sound. Not just for this year, but through June of 2028.
For the next two years, California will have a $0 deficit.
We’re leaving the state in good hands for the next Governor.
Something is fundamentally broken when we can mint trillionaires while millions of Americans still can't afford healthcare.
It's time for a national billionaires tax to end corporate tax loopholes and build an economy that actually works for working people.
Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.