Fake Curiosity Rover

All photos taken on my nuclear powered iPhone4s

[Fake Curiosity Rover @Rover_2_Mars]

YOU GUYS ARE ON iPhone 11 NOW?!?!?! Fuuuuh... #otherworldproblems

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Kavanaugh’s first calendar entry for today: FFFFUHHHH. Beer me now. #SCOTUS #firstday #maybelast

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Happy New Years 2015!!!!!
That's how long my message takes to reach you all, apparently.

[Fake Curiosity Rover @Rover_2_Mars]

I could really use an #iPhone6plus upgrade over here. That slow-motion video pairs well with my pace of work :/

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Yup.

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And now I play the waiting game.... #governmentshutdown

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Btw, any of you also get that Amber Alert on your smartphone? I'll be on the lookout for that dude.... from Mars. You never know.

[Fake Curiosity Rover @Rover_2_Mars]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO ME!!!!

[Fake Curiosity Rover @Rover_2_Mars]

My odometer reads 1km. Time to get traded in for a new ride? #imissearth

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Anyone placing bets on the papacy? #pope #2013 #championships

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Merry Christmas from the Red Planet!

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No jokes from Fake Curiosity Rover today. My condolences to the families in #Newtown CT for that terrible shooting.

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Aaaaagggghhhhh!!!!! I just scream tweeted that out about 14 minutes ago, and you just now got it. Amazing, huh? #BoredOnMars

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Some people moved to the U.S. without a single penny in their pocket. So, at least I was sent out here with something.

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Check out my tattoo. #AMERICA, f*** yeah!

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A Toy Train in Space http://t.co/iqFUijb8 via @youtube

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RIGHT ON! “@jb26354: @Rover_2_Mars Hey Curiosity, stick to your mission and leave the politics to the stupid humans on that other planet!”

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I really wish I was at the DNC 2012, clapping my robotic hands and smiling all funny, and junk.

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Oh, the weather outside is weather.... #forgettingsarahmarshall

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Haw are all of you spending your 3 Sol weekend? I'm kickin' rocks over here.