“When trouble strikes, head to the library. You will either be able to solve the problem, or simply have something to read as the world crashes down around you”
@laurenbeltramo @EmjoMathay Wow excuse me obviously you should adopt it and give it a good indoor life and if your landlord comes over disguise it as a dog duh
@otorhinosaur I thought it was Crosby Steals Nash and Young and just assumed Nash and Young was some hippie name for weed so. At least yours is less of a stretch!
People who make puns aren’t as bad as everybody thinks they are, IMO
I would rather be around somebody who makes stupid puns than somebody who makes stupid sarcastic comments
@hufflebrarian@ShandraNadine Oh absolutely not that’s bonkers. My guess is that an evil tenured professor is actually a warlock and cast a spell on her to make her enter academia so he could recruit her for unpaid labor.