Erin Perry

interior gardener @DAYTAMarketing. Good at Google, Boggle, & small motor skills.

[Erin Perry @RovingGinger]

Tried to troll my husband but apparently he’s already memorized the @RYOBItoolsusa new product releases for 2026 🙃

[Erin Perry @RovingGinger]

You know what would make these pants better? Functional back pockets.

[Erin Perry @RovingGinger]

yet oddly you can be both types of poor simultanously

[Aadit Sheth @aaditsh]

there’s 2 types of rich:

1. cash rich
2. time rich

and the funny thing is that 40-year-old cash rich people want to become time rich.

and time rich people was to become cash rich.

grass is always greener on the other side.

[Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran]

It's bold, for someone seeking votes, to hone in on "childless cat ladies" when the leader of Childless Cat Ladies is TAYLOR SWIFT.

[Erin Perry @RovingGinger]

Parenthood is introducing your kids to Dolly Parton’s cover of Stairway to Heaven first.

[Erin Perry @RovingGinger]

@Gartner_inc you have fantastic research on sales enablement but your frontline solution sales is debilitating and frustrating.

How hard is it to get a friggin PDF with solution sets laid out?

[Erin Perry @RovingGinger]

Yup.

[Erin Perry @RovingGinger]

@JonnyPops why so stingy 😢

[Erin Perry @RovingGinger]

@HoldenthePage Is… is there another reason I would do this to me, my favorite person??

[Erin Perry @RovingGinger]

Why does this little alligator #loki bring me such innate joy

[Erin Perry @RovingGinger]

God fucking dammit Past Erin

[Erin Perry @RovingGinger]

The feeling of impending doom paid off yay!

[Erin Perry @RovingGinger]

Nicely done.

[Holden Page @HoldenthePage]

Holden Page joins HW Media as Director of FinLedger

https://t.co/RkdcTsywEj

[Erin Perry @RovingGinger]

@Nylons I am so sorry. That’s heartbreaking but beautiful.

[Erin Perry @RovingGinger]

This is Sloane. He got his name because @dulcesloan was on NPR for the drive home. And he is one angry fish. FYI.

[Erin Perry @RovingGinger]

What a pleasant surprise to tune into this AM!

[Erin Perry @RovingGinger]

Sibling: today, what happens in Vegas...impacts everyone. Cool. Cool. Cooooool.

[Erin Perry @RovingGinger]

@anthonydnelson best case you succeed wildly and then Google implements the same damn functionality right in the SERP

[Erin Perry @RovingGinger]

@HoldenthePage but there are still people out there holding tight to little excel docs, and that angers me

[Erin Perry @RovingGinger]

Sometimes I suspect Google knows I'm not a robot but it also knows I'm really, really good at identifying traffic lights.

[Erin Perry @RovingGinger]

@Nylons See, I stocked up on gift cards for exactly this situation.