Rowan “Death Row” Watkins III

Son of the game | Father of 3 | Poker Player |395 credit score |3 time divorced (1-2) | 4 DUI’s (0-4) | USC c/o 09.

[Rowan “Death Row” Watkins III @RowanFistZyn]

@stoolpresidente I’m starting to think Portnoys sports takes are rage bait

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

If I was a Western Michigan fan i’d make January 6 look like a slight disagreement

[Rowan “Death Row” Watkins III @RowanFistZyn]

I need to be neutered

[Rowan “Death Row” Watkins III @RowanFistZyn]

Found out the ex wife has a new bf so naturally had to call her. She told me she loved me more. What does this mean? Do I spin back? Ball up top? Bad person? Maybe. Beautiful? Maybe.

[Rowan “Death Row” Watkins III @RowanFistZyn]

Nice day on the lake with the family. #Tudor #Shedeur

[Rowan “Death Row” Watkins III @RowanFistZyn]

@ConnorBedsyyy happy birthday. Come see what’s in this box.

[Rowan “Death Row” Watkins III @RowanFistZyn]

I run faster horny than you do scared.

[Rowan “Death Row” Watkins III @RowanFistZyn]

Currently in class and my teacher is talking shit about Tony Romo. I’m sorry Dr. Evans but a career passer rating of 97.1 is far more impressive than your PHD.

[James “Chadderall” Cheswick @cranialfissure]

Putting a fat clause in my prenup

[Rowan “Death Row” Watkins III @RowanFistZyn]

Sounds like I’m gonna text her tonight

[Rowan “Death Row” Watkins III @RowanFistZyn]

I watched someone order a n*gger shot at the bar today and asked them what that is. They said just a shot of henny in a cup

[Rowan “Death Row” Watkins III @RowanFistZyn]

I wonder what Jackson mahomes is doing right now?

[Rowan “Death Row” Watkins III @RowanFistZyn]

@ConnorBedsyyy Mohawk X factor?

[Rowan “Death Row” Watkins III @RowanFistZyn]

Just got released from jail. Who up?

[Rowan “Death Row” Watkins III @RowanFistZyn]

@ConnorBedsyyy do you think lil sis is tongue punching her girlfriend right now?

[bethany @thenightbethore]

no bras tomorrow for anybody. tits at half mast

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

rest in peace dolly parton. she had absolute rocket propelled milk bombs on her chest. would’ve cracked that up until the day she died. probably still would

[Rowan “Death Row” Watkins III @RowanFistZyn]

Ya bro this year is totally gonna be a movie. Let’s buy a party speaker for when we throw down.

[Rowan “Death Row” Watkins III @RowanFistZyn]

@tuckerbackshots Club #8, mikes way. Giant. Roommate looked at me and said “Atleast you can get two meals out of that”

I live but two rules.
1. Believe Jesus Christ dies on the cross for you.
2. Finish what is on your plate

[Matteo @ReichNeverDies]

Is there a peptide that improves my social skills so I'm not retarded