Rowan Moody

"One time a guy got down on one knee and begged me not to call him again." - Leslie Knope she/her/hers

[Rowan Moody @RowanMoody]

Somedays I just want to say "fuck it" and eat an ice cream sandwich.

[Rowan Moody @RowanMoody]

@stassisbackhand i laughed out loud when the guy with the cigar popped up in this edit. so funny

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@SecVetAffairs LIAR

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@JDVance fuck you

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

ICE is the American Gestapo.

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

[Rowan Moody @RowanMoody]

@DHSgov LIARS

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

WELKER: Do you bear any responsibility to bring down the temperature?

FREY: Of course. But I dropped an F bomb and they killed somebody. I think the killing somebody is the inflammatory element here and not the F bomb.

[Rowan Moody @RowanMoody]

@g_licious @Alisha12287 @blakeissweaty she’s on a pause!!

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@Dustin_Cone paige isn’t mean. she’s just direct, independent and confident. people are scared of those qualities when it’s a woman and praise them in a man.

[Amanda Hu @amandalhu]

Just going to continue emphasizing that this, detaining a bunch of people who haven’t been convicted of a crime and incarcerating them en masse in a fortified location against their will because they are part of a specific ethnicity or other group, is a concentration camp

[Rowan Moody @RowanMoody]

@jeds0808 @plc1211 @queensofbravo but you don’t just think someone has a miscarriage the obvious implication (if you aren’t dense) is that bronwyn told them that she did, which since she obviously didn’t, means that she lied and faked a miscarriage. how is this so hard for people to understand??

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@plc1211 @queensofbravo lisa didn’t say “mistakenly thought”??

[the cruel optimism dog @pussy_pauper]

David Lynch is singular because he understood violence against women as an innate feature of American culture, but used atmosphere to depict it at full dread without making it inadvertently pornographic.

[Rowan Moody @RowanMoody]

@Andy The Met Museum 🖼️

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@TheRHPolls @BravoTV @Andy @bronwynnewport huge fan

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@BravoTV this is literally the parody from 30 Rock’s Queen of Jordan episode about how housewives speak! it’s like verbatim

[slim riggins @rigginsslim]

at its peak Vanderpump Rules was nothing less than the greatest reality show of all time

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@megan__says i am still confused tho how katie ended up at the guy’s house, if she didn’t follow him?

[Rowan Moody @RowanMoody]

@NoVAGurl703 agreeed