Rowan Simmons

Head chef, Old station cafe Longridge

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@NEDUszn8

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@mayavmeww In

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@maxsbetclub Send it 🫠

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@FPL_Harry Mane or Enzo ? Feeling a cheeky mane goal (been holding him for ages and probs gone next week) and have got palmer as well so didn’t want double Chelsea

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@GameweekGuru If going Timber for hill would you transfer mane or kroupi for Thiago or alternatively rice out for rayan and mane for Thiago? Which option ya reckon?

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@GameweekGuru Would you change bench was thinking kroupi in ?

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@LetsTalk_FPL Play kroupi or mukiele/thiaw??

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@GameweekGuru Mukiele /james/thiaw or kroupi jr?!

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

“What you really want is for the non-league sides to have their moment in the sun!” 🙏

“I’m not interested in #AFC v #LFC in the cup. Maidstone have played 5 games to get here!”

@JeffStelling explains why the #FACup 3rd round draw should be seeded, and how. 👀

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@LetsTalk_FPL Saka captain over haaland or Salah?

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@FPLMayor @fplvimosta Any suggestions 2ft

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@AdamHayward97 Martial was worse!! Dodged an open header

[Gary Spike OSullivan @spike_osullivan]

Alright lads,
I've got loads of Victoria's Secret bra sets that fell off the back of a truck, they'll make lovely Christmas presents. If you can send me on a picture of your wife's tits. I'll let you know if I have any that'll fit. Merry Christmas 🎅😬👍

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

The Conservative Party and Putin's Russia: a story of total moral failure

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This was voted TV moment of the year 😂
https://t.co/K6n45yjvAc

[Bootcut @BobbyGraham5]

Make yourself a brew, grab a seat, sit down and press play. You’re welcome.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Ratty & The Nonce return in Season 3 😂

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@Sethrogen Please dm me telling me to fuck off

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@Tesco would you know when Tesco Chorley will be getting a diesel/fuel delivery as I’m out of fuel and have a 60m journey tomorrow morning at 6.30am

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@Tyson_Fury you reckon these are real Tyson?? Thought it might be good investment for when your undisputed! Flatten the dosser 🍻👍🏼