Rowan James Rokesky

I have the greatest wife in the world!! Electrician by day, Comedian by night.

[Rowan James Rokesky @Rowan_Rokesky]

I love Acrostic Poems since they're easy. I now do "Acrostic Work" applying for 10 jobs a fortnight that Im very unqualified for #centrelink

[Rowan James Rokesky @Rowan_Rokesky]

@samsimmonss tonight was incredible!! Cheers mate.

[Rowan James Rokesky @Rowan_Rokesky]

I once thought my car-horn was there for saying "Hi" to people. Then I moved to Melbourne and can't get off the thing.

[Rowan James Rokesky @Rowan_Rokesky]

OMGsh... @DeltaGoodrem is back on @neighbours with Harold! #amazeballs 😆😝😜

[Rowan James Rokesky @Rowan_Rokesky]

It's tough to see Harold so sad on @neighbours ... And then crash his car. Sigh. #tragic 😞

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

There is no sin that God cannot pardon. All we need to do is ask for forgiveness.

[Rowan James Rokesky @Rowan_Rokesky]

...but at the end of the day you just need to kick-back and look at all the good things God has done! #blessed #thankful #forgiven

[Rowan James Rokesky @Rowan_Rokesky]

I don't know what's worse; live baiting or making greyhounds chase a fake rabbit in vain all day. #terribleindustry #shutitdown #livebaiting

[Rowan James Rokesky @Rowan_Rokesky]

I got a text off an unknown number today inviting me to a brand new mothers group. I felt flattered and confused. Then I cried.

[Rowan James Rokesky @Rowan_Rokesky]

Remember - You're too Blessed to be Stressed!! #appreciate #straya

[Rowan James Rokesky @Rowan_Rokesky]

You know you've achieved something great in life... When you find a spider nestled in your beard! #beardlife #lifeofbeard #fearthebeard

[Rowan James Rokesky @Rowan_Rokesky]

I have a lot of grace for people and understand their struggles. But if you order a skinny latte with 4 x Sugars... We cannot be friends.

[Rowan James Rokesky @Rowan_Rokesky]

When I have kids... I'm gonna tell them that Santa's voice is actually identical to Batmans! #Christmas #DrPhil #leadership #YoureWelcome

[Rowan James Rokesky @Rowan_Rokesky]

How my day is going depends entirely on the look people give me when I say I eat dolphins.

[Rowan James Rokesky @Rowan_Rokesky]

How my day is going depends entirely on the look people give me when I say I straighten my hair.

[Rowan James Rokesky @Rowan_Rokesky]

How my day is going depends entirely on the look people give me when I say I'm gluten-free.

[Rowan James Rokesky @Rowan_Rokesky]

...Dura - The place where nothing happens. #mildura #christmas #readabook

[Rowan James Rokesky @Rowan_Rokesky]

It's true. White man can't slamdunk... White man can only slam a dunk. #factoflife

[Rowan James Rokesky @Rowan_Rokesky]

My High School wrestling name was Stone-Fridge... Because Undi-Taker was already taken. #rokesky #rockesky #stonefridge #WrestleMania

[Rowan James Rokesky @Rowan_Rokesky]

That was INCREDIBLE! @7NewsMelbourne crossing to a news anchor texting! AMAZING!! #hallerious