Rowan M

A high-strung sybarite.

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@lilyloo Are you going to be on skype this evening? I'm feeling quite lonely and gin-soaked.

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@lilyloo Are you enjoying it? Isn't Sebastian just heavenly? I know I'll have met my soul mate when he vomits through my open window.

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@lilyloo Just reminding you that we are supposed to read Brideshead Revisited soon, so you better have a copy on hand.

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Grape hyacinth in a brandy glass. Clearly I have a flawless aesthetic sense.

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I decided the first thing I needed to do with my summer break was get drunk and pick flowers.

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Third year of uni is over. I would like to thank Charles Tanqueray, who has been a pillar of support during these trying times.

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Last exam is in two hours. Soon I can stop chanting my exam mantra. "I know things about stuff. I KNOW THINGS... ABOUT STUFF."

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At first I was highlighting my study notes because the colour coding was helpful, now I am just doing it because rainbows.

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Deep and meaningful drawings from my sketchbook/journal.

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Did I just wake up still drunk.

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The point I'm trying to make is that I've lost the plot.

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I've resorted to staring at my study notes, blinking firmly and making camera sounds like my eyes are capable of taking pictures.

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My etymology exam is in three hours and I still haven't got these Indo-European roots memorised.

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I haven't been swimming in 7 years, but I would go again if someone would buy me an Edwardian bathing suit. I'd look good in one of those.

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I keep mistyping "hodos" ("road") as "hodor" while quizzing myself on Ancient Greek. This needs to stop. #Hodor #Hodor

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My prof gave me a B+ on participation. I never participated in that class. I had a conversation with him about Benedict Cumberbatch once.

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Usually my only thoughts while watching Game of Thrones are "wow, more nudity" and "Joffrey doesn't get slapped nearly as much as he should"

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I must say, George Villiers's moustache is rather impressive; obviously James had good taste in men. http://t.co/l0ZhkyWu

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With whiskey tumbler in hand I shall resist the call of Bed. I shall Do Things.

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Feels like there's sadness running through my veins, dirtying up my blood. Must resort to the best cleansing agent: alcohol.