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Susie Dent's lovely. She's not a whore; she's nice. Pepsi Max for life.

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

@oxymeta @ShakOnChart Haha no you're good! But I have zero influence 😂

[Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome]

Gm.

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

Gutted that he used his first week in power to turn off the water at Gatwick :/

[Tom Peck @tompeck]

Touching down in Burnham’s Britain for the first time. Told to use the toilet on the plane because there’s no running water.

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

Will there still be a discount for us losers who live alone? @andyburnham

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham is strongly considering replacing council tax and stamp duty with a 0.48% annual tax on a home's current value

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

Until I went to Kuwait and thought a 15 dinar meal seemed like a good price before I converted it and it was like £36 😒

[Shenice 🇯🇲🇬🇧 @shenicegeneva]

One of the perks of being British is that most countries currencies are weaker. It really is a joy spending money abroad.

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

@12345_jef Most fans seem to like the album but it isn't my genre of music at all 😔 I really want to like it but it's not for me

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

Love Madonna the most but this album is not the one. Hyde Park as a venue is not the one. The BST festival is not the one. If those rumours are true then this whole era has been a complete flop for me 😔😭

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

As someone who will probably be single forever, an only child and will never have kids, old age is one of the scariest thoughts for me so this would be stunning

[Steven Swinford @Steven_Swinford]

Andy Burnham will unveil plans next week for adult social care in the first major policy speech of his premiership as he pledges to “face it and fix it”

The prime minister has pledged to overhaul social care so that it “operates on the NHS principle” and is free at the point of need in a move that is projected to cost £18.5 billion a year

However, The Times has been told that this “universal” offer is unlikely to cover the “daily living costs” of a care home, such as laundry, food, accommodation and energy bills

It means home residents could still face bills of tens of thousands of pounds for accommodation costs under proposals for a new National Care Service

Covering these costs for everybody would add about an extra £16 billion to annual costs, according to estimates based on average care home fees

Dame Louise Casey, who is leading a commission looking at adult social care in England, is poised to launch a national conversation this month on how it should be paid for

Burnham is expected to give a speech setting out his vision in London next week

With @eleanorhayward and @ProducerOllie

https://t.co/2qlLpLcdMN

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

@TheSnowDreamer delete it fat

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

this is so hateful delete your account

[London & Southeast 🔆 @TheSnowDreamer]

Final 9pm sunset tonight in London well until 26th May 2027 👀 summer doesn’t dawdle along.

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

@TheSnowDreamer turn on your location I wanna fight

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

THE POWER OF GOODBYE BEING AN ANSWER ON THE HIT LIST!!!!! #TheHitList

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

My mother bought this and at first glance I thought it was one of those candles the Latina grannies buy lmao

[jaden ♪ @moneyisagun]

bi panic is not knowing which one is hotter 😭

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

This. Winter can get to fuckkkkk

[ollie @downtheolleyway]

I CAN wait for winter. How can anyone dislike this? Why do some people yearn for 4pm sunsets, just makes me miserable

[Lena @chancevisitors]

Trying to find a job but we literally don't have them in the UK anymore?

[Phisheyy @phisheyy]

she must be an orca the way she rams me so hard i explode

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

If it were Hainanese chicken rice with sambal I'd eat it every damn day

[Tyler Mead @tylerhmead]

I’ve never understood when actors complain about eating chicken and rice to get in shape for a role because every time I eat it I’m like omg I love this chicken and rice

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

PISSES ME OFF

[J @xxjxmxechxpmxn]

I see far too many people saying “X AM in the morning” or “X PM in the evening”. Open the schools 😭

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

@red_mutant_eyes because she thinks being northern is so vehemently offensive that she spends the entire rest of the interview pouting over it. Cunt.