ellie

I've found a new way to procrastinate!

[ellie @RowlandEllie]

#TPSGHOSTECLIPSE - Telford @TPSPeople. From the Telford ladies :) getting creative with summer scarf!

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

There is so much dopamine released into the brain during an orgasm, that a brain scan resembles that of someone doing heroin.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Religious sites are more likely to harm your computer with viruses than porn sites.

[ellie @RowlandEllie]

@RowlandEllie Rap even...

[ellie @RowlandEllie]

Doc Brown - first time I saw him.. Bedtime wrap, #funnycusitstrue moment! Fell in love! @docbrown88 http://t.co/c66vkUD4Vy

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Following someone on Twitter & then whining about what they Tweet about is like stalking someone but complaining about the route they take.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Imagine if you carried on believing in Santa and the tooth fairy into adulthood. And even killed & started wars over it. Haha. Imagine that.

[ellie @RowlandEllie]

@Rick_Moore13 I was trying to put my finger on what it was about her! Fair play not many 5 year olds manage to pull off rehab chic!

[ellie @RowlandEllie]

Just noticed a slight resemblance between my daughter and @rustyrockets ... Strange!

[ellie @RowlandEllie]

New dress!

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

A 60 year old peroxide blond getting drunk with her daughters & saying "people think we're sisters" #Thingsyouwillprobablyseetomorrownight

[ellie @RowlandEllie]

@Gemmytink Hey Roomie On twitter yay! i did, sorry rubbish at texting back! Dont worry about tonight,you are welcome down any time!! xxxx

[ellie @RowlandEllie]

Ok first ever tweet - gotta be good: smiley face