Jesse Rowland

Sit down comedian.

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I can't complain; sometimes I still do.

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@TheBonfireSXM CAME OUT WITH MY DICK IN MY HAND

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@TheBonfireSXM its an old video. But we need Dan back to review this one

https://t.co/R0FuGAnlHr

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@Kenny_Wallace @NASCAR The boomers who never watched any other form of racing. It's the most competitive motoraport on earth with the closest finishes and the best mid pack racing. Nascar just needs to break that redneck "go 43" mentality to be amazing.

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@ExxAlerts Apparently nobody there ever watched A Bugs Life

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@drayog @kangaroos991 Same bro. Makes me get a little amped up to be an American

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@NickSwardson My cousin is spreading his sperms, 3rd kid in 2 years, and you think I care about this? That's wild dude. Prioritize

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My grandma sends me pics of my young cousins newborn baby. I get it gma, he laid down backshots and creamed

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@texasyeehawdi @CollinRugg Women, am I right?

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RIP @marknorm. Want to get ahead of this before it trends or happens. I didn't even know he was sick!

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@ProjectPatHcp me and gangsta fred on a Saturday night, fucked up bad hangover was a fight, that I lost but you know that I might, try again this weekend, eyes are shining bright

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@JeffStriegle Andretti.

General Motors.

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@AltitudeTV @RadioMoser @Avalanche @kimberlyjbecker @kylekeefetv @katie_gaus @RycroftMark @ConorMcGahey Her name is now Lauren. Is it Lauren IV? Or is it V now?

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@RadioMoser My wife was in a coma. Doc says try oral sex it stimulates, I've seen it work. So I say alright doc. 5 minutes pass I go back out and say "Doc! She's Choking!" - King Norm

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@JeremyClarkson If you aren't shooting caps into the ceiling using a bic lighter to open them, are you really drinking??? Sounds like an assist.

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@BarstoolBigCat Mount Rushmore, key word rush, of running backs: nobody mentioned Terrell Fucking Davis.

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@RadioMoser How is she identified

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@RadioMoser Me too mose. My jersey collection aka wife's bane of existence is all avs and flyers with a random Matthews jersey. Became a fan when Forsberg went out there, and Giroux kept me around.

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@avrilanche Grigorinko

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@AltitudeSR @VicLombardi @AltitudeTV @nuggets @RadioMoser @BrettKaneRadio @martoo14 Could have picked a better picture Martin.

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@Jimmypisfunny The empathy after that dollar amount was real
Also I as surprised as Jimmy to hear how long his career was before he hit mainstream. Missionary af.