Rowley Jefferson

“Don’t call me. Don’t come by my house. We’re done”

[Rowley Jefferson @Rowley9465]

@changeupin23539 Season hasn’t started and we’re already talking abt shitty defense and the long ball. Excited to return to delusionland

[Rowley Jefferson @Rowley9465]

Merry Christmas.

[Rowley Jefferson @Rowley9465]

This works

[Rowley Jefferson @Rowley9465]

Boston sucks

[Rowley Jefferson @Rowley9465]

Hot take: Sunkist > Fanta

[Rowley Jefferson @Rowley9465]

@ChadJohnson_84 Gives me hope

[Rowley Jefferson @Rowley9465]

@changeupin23539 I will forever associate this song with you

[Astronomer @astronomerio]

Astronomer is committed to the values and culture that have guided us since our founding. Our leaders are expected to set the standard in both conduct and accountability.

The Board of Directors has initiated a formal investigation into this matter and we will have additional details to share very shortly.

Alyssa Stoddard was not at the event and no other employees were in the video. Andy Byron has not put out any statement, reports saying otherwise are all incorrect.

[Rowley Jefferson @Rowley9465]

Shane Gillis for President. Absolutely no fucks given in that ESPYs speech. Fucking dawg.

[Rowley Jefferson @Rowley9465]

Time to mute @billybigwrench. He has been very unbased on this app recently.

[Rowley Jefferson @Rowley9465]

Just had a Bloody Mary before my early am flight to the red light district in Amsterdam. I can confidently say just bc you can do something doesn’t mean you should.

[Rowley Jefferson @Rowley9465]

Ari Ari sighting. Shocked to see him still kicking. Lives next to mick

[Rowley Jefferson @Rowley9465]

Could use dark sky weather app rn. Weather app sucks

[Rowley Jefferson @Rowley9465]

Stfu

[Billy “The Wrench” Fisher @billybigwrench]

Taking a left on the plane while everyone else takes a right. Yes I have a black Amex.

[Rowley Jefferson @Rowley9465]

Evy calling out @therealrandy999 for using the burner too much. G wtf?

[Rowley Jefferson @Rowley9465]

Four years ago today, Jack Deneen redefined what it meant to “have a few guys over”. As the party scene in bxv continues to trend down, I can confidently say that that party will be considered one of the GOAT for decades to come.

[Rowley Jefferson @Rowley9465]

@therealrandy999 It is

[Rowley Jefferson @Rowley9465]

@theRealHumbuda brought @Money_Man_Marty and I to the bxv diner. $35 for some mediocre eggs and juice. Will not be going back there.

[Rowley Jefferson @Rowley9465]

Best cookie out there

[Rowley Jefferson @Rowley9465]

Looking forward to the day I have a beachfront home with shingles and a flagpole.