Rowley Jefferson

Zoo-Wee Mama! “niche internet micro celebrity”

[Rowley Jefferson @RowleyJ2011]

They tried to get me yesterday

[Rowley Jefferson @RowleyJ2011]

stay true to one pfp like me you dork, this is why holly hills doesn’t fw you

[Greg Heffley @GregHeffley2011]

Which PFP do I roll with for the summer?

Or alternatively, if y'all have one in mind, drop it down in the comments

[Rowley Jefferson @RowleyJ2011]

Life isn’t real

[Rowley Jefferson @RowleyJ2011]

@GregHeffley2011 Why do you hate the jets

[Rowley Jefferson @RowleyJ2011]

*fart noises*

[Rowley Jefferson @RowleyJ2011]

Any ideas on how to get out of middle school purgatory? Me and Greg will be entering our 19th year of middle school and have been in 8th grade since the ugly truth.

[Rowley Jefferson @RowleyJ2011]

@dillondanis If ur gonna post fake shit at least know that Sean has an android, not an apple phone 😂😂😂

[Greg Heffley @GregHeffley2011]

Guys, we forgot to tell Gammie that Covid was over, she hasn't left her house in over six years

[Rowley Jefferson @RowleyJ2011]

@Mikebasherluis #buzzerbeater

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Update: I just farted and shit my pants

[Rowley Jefferson @RowleyJ2011]

Rodrick has blown manny into smithereens

[Greg Heffley @GregHeffley2011]

This is what I get for checking my message requests

[Rowley Jefferson @RowleyJ2011]

Dude at the gym had a Mike And Ike’s shirt on. I fw that heavy.

[Rowley Jefferson @RowleyJ2011]

@GregHeffley2011 @Iota0zero2 It’s clearly what you were implying

[Rowley Jefferson @RowleyJ2011]

In 2012 when we were filming dog days I drank too much after shooting and drunk drove one of the studio golf carts and killed a homeless man

[Rowley Jefferson @RowleyJ2011]

I put hand sanitizer on open cuts because I like the burn

[Rowley Jefferson @RowleyJ2011]

@GregHeffley2011 @DailyLoud That’s you son. Playing twisted wizards all day everyday does that to you