Roxanne Kilbourne

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Serious question: does the Vanderpump cast still have to roll silverware?

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@IM_DREWish LESS THAN 3 MONTHS LIL DADDYYYY

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@Sedmach This physically upsets me

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Just saw a guy riding on the hood of a car and my boyfriend pointed and said calmly “there’s a guy riding on the hood of that car” as if there wasn’t just a FUCKIN GUY RIDING ON THE HOOD OF A CAR.

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About to see #Scream6 and the energy in this theater is very much giving Scream 2

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@TimothypLong Holy shit

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Capitalism = Instagram
Socialism = Vine
Me = not entirely sober

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@tweeter_daddy @eightysixedkid A truly timeless classic

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A great man once tweeted “I just ate a donut, yolo”. Thank you, @TimothypLong for inspiring me to get a donut at the airport this morning 🍩

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@tweeter_daddy Still my favorite go-to response

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Hey @AirCanada I’ve contacted you on every platform possible, can someone please get back to me? Bag has been missing since Christmas

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@AirCanada hi, it’s been 2 days without any update on a missing bag and your baggage number isn’t taking calls right now, can someone please help?

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@DougBenson Doug Henchmen

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It’s wild how that one Skarsgard brother literally got typecast as a cryptid

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@Taylor_Parsons @ZakirGhazi REUNION!

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@ZakirGhazi Words cannot describe my emotions old pal 🥹

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Can they please stop letting super handsome guys play serial murderers?

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If the internet has taught me anything it’s that I really need a pair of those giant pasta tweezers if I wanna be taken seriously as a TikTok chef

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@ZakirGhazi This is in no way unpopular

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I can say with full confidence that a “party submarine” is something I have zero interest in ever experiencing. Actually that goes for submarines in general.