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[New York City Kopp @NYCkopp]

Mamdani won. The Knicks won. An engagement at the top of the Empire State Building. New York City is having one hell of a year in 2026!

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I told my cat, “If the soup starts boiling, let me know.”
Five minutes later she came over and started yelling at me.
The soup was boiling.
I’m not saying my cat understood me, but I am saying I’m a little afraid of her now.

[🦂 @sloungerie]

“with all the coke in the world, why is your nose in my business” wise words from my 50 year old gay coworker

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

One sign of a dying empire is having gladiator fights at the Capitol for the emperor's amusement.

[June @HoodieBrunson]

The Knicks have declined their invitation to the White House.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Elmo teach me not to eat trophy. Me teach Elmo to pick a team. 💙🧡

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

GOOD MORNING NEW YORK CITY.

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

Watching New Yorkers gearing up for the most joyful summer ever with their hot competent mayor and their functional public transportation

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

The vibes in New York rn

[Dida. @autofilmm]

Hello guys, don’t forget that you can watch every film posted on this account via the link in the bio – feel free to subscribe.

[shreya @shreyendipity]

i want a bf in the same way i want a cigarette, i know it’s bad for me and i kinda feel like shit after a temporary high, but when i’m a little drunk????

[Andy Cortez (didn't pay for the blue check) @TheAndyCortez]

Ohhh look at me I'm New York City. I have an awesome basketball team with likeable players and a mayor that cares about making life better for every citizen man fuck you

[ًًneenee ⚢ @noonchaand]

sometimes i talk to my mother and it feels like she's in a prison of her own making

[⚢ @LESGABZ]

Nunca vou me matar porque ser uma femme grisalha +50= Swag infinito

[miia @miiagarro]

men will say "well at least i'm not selling my body" and then join the military

[kikikiki @user33906969]

final night in yanji, i'm smoking local. changbaishan, named after the volcanic mountain divided by the borderline bt china and north korea. sweet on the filter, between skinny and standard size, with a mild to ultra light pull, it's the perfect cig to blast on the border. 8/10

[ana٠࣪⭑ @1unamorsupremoo]

haciendo cardio pq necesito estar sana para seguir fumando