Roxy Watson

I love my human, Spurs and other things too (not to be too specific).

[Roxy Watson @Roxy_Watson]

How do none of the faithfuls that come in last not consider if they’re in the last two they were up for discussion for murder??

[Roxy Watson @Roxy_Watson]

Predators don’t just roam the streets these days they roam the internet. It’s fucking terrifying. What a horrible time to be a child, and a parent for that matter. Feel like starting a commune with only trusted allies. 😓

[Roxy Watson @Roxy_Watson]

Back in the day I used to kind of mock people for asking questions they could just Google. These days I praise those people bc they are keeping the art of conversation and speculation alive… plus the answers are usually fucking funny 🤣

[h @harrisoniscool6]

what a series. elite cast, perfect traitors selection, no slimy politicians, no big egos, incredible final and a deserving winner. this has just been great. #celebritytraitors #thetraitors

[Roxy Watson @Roxy_Watson]

These two people couldn’t be more different. What they have in common is my absolute keenness for Nick to win just like I desperately wanted Pete to win in 2006 (which he did) 🤣🫶🏼 #CelebrityTraitors

[Roxy Watson @Roxy_Watson]

.@BonnieBlue_xoxo’s life is like a Black Mirror episode. Consistently having to do things more shocking and morally wrong to stay relevant. I don’t see this ending well for her or the boys she’s roping in on her twisted journey.

[Roxy Watson @Roxy_Watson]

These weight loss drugs sure have got a lot of celebrities looking like, well, just your regular druggy. Thought we were over heroin chic and that healthy was the new aspiration, clearly not. #Ozempic

[Roxy Watson @Roxy_Watson]

If @JohnnyVegasReal and the mum from the kid in This Is England had a child 😅

[Roxy Watson @Roxy_Watson]

It’s not you it’s me with my misanthropy ☺️

[Roxy Watson @Roxy_Watson]

The advert that popped up on an article about the #ColdplayKissCam 🤣🤣

[Roxy Watson @Roxy_Watson]

Mug… I mean Meg

[Roxy Watson @Roxy_Watson]

A thread of if the current Love Island UK cast were breakfasts.

First Connor, too much, not satisfying or healthy, getting through girls like shots of espresso…

[Roxy Watson @Roxy_Watson]

Dijon, on paper he seems like someone you’d like to date (playing the game) but what you get is… this

[Roxy Watson @Roxy_Watson]

Helena is plain toast bc I cannot make up my mind so the topping could be grim, could be okay or could be nothing

[Roxy Watson @Roxy_Watson]

Angel bc I no idea what she’s about but bar Ty her choices of men don’t really seem like there’s much in her plate anyway

[Roxy Watson @Roxy_Watson]

Harry can’t help but not completely hate him so he can be a plain pancake bc I couldn’t give him fillings as he’s not got anything to offer really

[Roxy Watson @Roxy_Watson]

Jamie the sweet to Yasmins spicy he seems to have a heart of gold and a lot to offer

[Roxy Watson @Roxy_Watson]

Cash, the ultimate breakfast for the ultimate bloke

[Roxy Watson @Roxy_Watson]

Ty healthy and non toxic yet still delicious (desirable)

[Roxy Watson @Roxy_Watson]

Yasmin, fiery, warms you up and unique/exotic in her own way