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Love giving gingers a kicking, sniffing bare Ket off trannys cocks and finger blasting fat birds. parody. #Croppered

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Just been for a walk with Rita.

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When your alarms gone off twice but you just lay there saying fuck work

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I must protest in the strongest terms possible at being positioned next to Starmer, sorry KG there’s a line and you’ve crossed it !

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Keir Starmer takes drastic action on Iran and decides to send in Prince Andrew as “Ayatollah Andrew” to help save the fledgling regime.

{Satire}

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Accidental Akbar…🙈

[The Jaipur Dialogues @JaipurDialogues]

“No Bomb can reach Us, Allah will save Us”

5 Seconds Later…

BOOM BOOM BOOM!

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There’s me supping pop through soggy straws to save the world.

The world leaders :

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Fucks given • 0

#IranWar
#DonaldTrump

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Just threw my name in the hat to be the new ayatollah..

#Croppered
#Iran

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Just pinched and punched #IanHuntley not cos it’s the first of the month, just cos he’s a cunt….
#Croppered

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Extreme day trip to #Iran for bants. Sun’s out, guns out.

#Talibanter
#CropperOnTour

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@dapperlaughs 😂

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When your birds 8 pints in and you’re driving…

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When you had Spurs at home at half four and the mosque at eight

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When your über driver doesn’t look anything like he does on the app.

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And our survey said …..

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Let’s see who doesn’t fucking sweat now….

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If you’re fat, ugly and single, watching #TheMaskedSinger on your own for #ValentinesDay just remember one thing…..

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#FlickAFatFucksFlabbyFannyFlapsFriday

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@TonyDryden90 👊🏼

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Spurs at home today. Who fucking wants it?

#Hooligans
#NoPyroNoParty
#GGMU

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Jiggle your tits bitches, it’s fucking Friday.
Let’s get #Croppered