Roy Dixon

i realy like apple

[Roy Dixon @RoyDixons]

@spencernoon @GnosisDAO don't miss !!! https://t.co/m0n4oqvfRl

[Roy Dixon @RoyDixons]

hello there my name is orange

[Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert]

I promised Coloradans we’d hold Mayorkas accountable and we did our part in doing that.

Joe Biden, you’re up next! https://t.co/pbzOIglAOY

[Michael @TheMikeSoares]

Warriors will forever be the biggest bitches in the NBA

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

if you’re not voting for UNHhh I don’t know how queer you are bitch

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

When was the last time the news said there would be a foot of snow and then it ended up being absolutely nothing on the ground?

[Developers @XDevelopers]

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[Michael @TheMikeSoares]

Anytime anyone in football media talks about Dan Campbell.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Attention everybody. Barstool Radio is cancelled until further notice.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

very special Q and A episode of the podcast today! what would you like to ask me and @katya_zamo ?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The first human received an implant from @Neuralink yesterday and is recovering well.

Initial results show promising neuron spike detection.

[Roy Dixon @RoyDixons]

I like living in a small town because i can leave my car running when i run in for a coffee and not worry about someone stealing it.

[Roy Dixon @RoyDixons]

It freaks me out when people work out in jeans

[Roy Dixon @RoyDixons]

“Well ya know how it goes... time flies when you’re not having fun...” -my 76 year old godmother

[Roy Dixon @RoyDixons]

It feels good to hear “you’re pretty 🙂” every now and then but when a random child says it to you it’s a whole different level of feel good.

[Roy Dixon @RoyDixons]

Pet peeve: girls who workout with their hair down. Absolutely no reason to have it down unless your trying to look pretty. Plus i know that shit is shedding all over the gym. Unless it’s too short to style, put that shit in a bun and get your shit done.

[Roy Dixon @RoyDixons]

Me: I’m so glad I’m in my pjs, ac blasting, under my covers, ready to get a good nights rest
*closes eyes*
My brain: imagine if you had an aneurism RIGHT NOW
Me: 😳

[Roy Dixon @RoyDixons]

I really hate when coworkers come up to my desk and say “knock knock”. First of all, i don’t have a door. Second of all, since you’re saying “knock knock” does that mean i have the option not to answer? Third of all, fuck off

[Roy Dixon @RoyDixons]

RI is the only state where i witnessed someone put their right blinker on and then turn left #RIprobz

[shonda rhimes wrote crossroads @jersing]

Me talking to the ghost in my house when a door slams due to the air pressure from a cross-breeze