Roy

[Roy @RoyEgan97]

I got a tattoo sober so I wouldn't regret it

[Roy @RoyEgan97]

It’s been 5 months since I last tweeted so I’ll give ye all a quick update on life, life’s pretty good see ye soon

[Roy @RoyEgan97]

Found a gaff just told the mother I’m moving out she started crying great my day ruined

[Roy @RoyEgan97]

Done roughly a 2 hour upper body workout thismorning and just finished a 5k run there feeling good but still looking like shit yup

[Roy @RoyEgan97]

Since the lockdown I’ve fully lost about 5 kg in muscle and gained 10 kg in fat not ideal

[Roy @RoyEgan97]

Absolutely horned off my game this is no joke

[Roy @RoyEgan97]

Customer asked me today did I play hurling or football before because I’m ‘built like an athlete’ sooo is it my floor manager or my main manager that I report sexual harassment to or what’s the story

[. @OhThatMarco]

Bout to be my First time paying for sex, just practicing in the mirror to see how ima hand her this $40 https://t.co/ckfcUlTYUX

[Roy @RoyEgan97]

If the mouldy couple in front of me on the bus don’t stop rubbing their heads together and trying to be all loved up they’ll be getting a smack straight on the back of their heads off me sham it’s the number 8 bus will ya relax

[Roy @RoyEgan97]

I really need to cop on and use my degree and get a proper job cuz I’m one more customer coming to my till, standing completely still just staring at me not saying a single word and just waiting for me to read there feckin mind away from putting my hand through a wall

[Roy @RoyEgan97]

Had a random number and few words wrote out in my notes and also screenshot into my photos from about 1 am on Saturday from when I absolutely lost my marbles so I just googled it for the craic and its a specific house in ballyphehane like where was I on saturday and WHAT HAPPENED

[Roy @RoyEgan97]

He also said he found my phone on the floor in a plastic bag meaning somewhere in between me running home from town back to mayfield, i must of found a random bag on the floor, put my phone in it, put the bag back on the floor and just ran away and left it there hahah

[Roy @RoyEgan97]

To the fella who found my phone on the floor, brought it back home to charge it, answered the phone when i rang it and then dropped it back to me you are my hero

[Roy @RoyEgan97]

First time drinking in a month so obviously i blacked out woke up this morning absolutely battered and bruised blood everywhere, phone lost and didnt have a clue how i got home until a flashback from last night of me leaving grand central on my own and running back to mayfield

[Roy @RoyEgan97]

Beour next to me in the gym who by the way is absolutely 10/10 just left off one of the most dirtiest manky protein filled most disturbing farts I’ve ever came in contact with in my entire life and I honestly don’t think I can ever look at her in the same way ever again

[Roy @RoyEgan97]

Very close to deleting my twitter but honestly those random happy dog videos that appear on my timeline is the only reason why I just can’t

[Roy @RoyEgan97]

I think it maaaaaaay be time to get my life together

[Roy @RoyEgan97]

Blacked out and lost my bank card last night unreal

[sxxjcd.bsky.social @__sjcd]

saying goodbye to everyone in the club at 12:21 after spending 47 minutes in the smoking area https://t.co/uuKHOFqis9