Roy Kirby

I will not be the guy that keeps typing in the code.

[Jenn's Apartment @jennsapartment]

Small taste of our new tunes 👅. And @Yeti_Vedder.
#NewMusicAlert #slowmo #SundayFunday

[Jenn's Apartment @jennsapartment]

Now accepting applications for a new merch manager.

[November @postoctobrist]

the two traditions of American socialist direct action are planting poorly-made bombs in empty buildings and chasing nerds out of restaurants by yelling, and the funniest thing is that they both work

[Roy Kirby @RoyKirby]

@JoshuaSPeek Looking forward to it!

[Roy Kirby @RoyKirby]

My life goal is to be an old man in a park playing chess.

[Jenn's Apartment @jennsapartment]

Shooting a video and recording today got us hype. #recording #Studio #hotfire #musicvideo

[Jenn's Apartment @jennsapartment]

"It sounds so thick and chunky". #thickandchunky #new #music

[Jenn's Apartment @jennsapartment]

Sometimes we shrink and pay tribute to Spiderman. #SpiderMan #shrinkage
📸:@jaymakattack

[Jenn's Apartment @jennsapartment]

It was a good day for some pics 😎.
📸: @jaymakattack

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

Bert and Ernie are not gay, I watched a lot of Sesame Street and distinctly remember them always looking at straight porn while jerking off

[Jenn's Apartment @jennsapartment]

Excited to announce we're heading back to Ann Arbor Saturday November 3rd!! Great bands @CCRhetoricBand, @FutureMisters, @theprettyokay, and @tequiladeer will be joining us! Thank you to @jpop2110 for setting up the show! #alternative #rock #pop #punk #AnnArbor #SaturdayNight

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

Gotta say, it’s unbelievably disturbing how many Republican men seem to believe that a teenage guy attempting to rape a woman is just typical “boys being boys” adolescent behavior.

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

If you see any of these freaks who are just now discovering compassion and forgiveness for shit people did as minors in total good faith, just search their TL for “Trayvon” or “Mike Brown”

[Roy Kirby @RoyKirby]

If God is real, he is looking out for only me and no one else.

[Killua Jermaine Dupri @ICantFinishNoth]

If "guys" is gender neutral, then so is "sis"

thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[Jenn's Apartment @jennsapartment]

If you're taking a whiz at @MacsBar make sure to look up and to the left 👀.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

a) The alt-right doesn’t seem to understand the concept of magazine shoots

b) You don’t get to keep the clothes, duh

c) I don’t “pretend” to fight for a Living Wage & Medicare for All. I do it.

d) Get used to me slaying lewks because I am an excellent thrift shopper

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) has released a letter from 65 women who knew Kavanaugh in high school claiming he “has behaved honorably and treated women with respect”

Overnight they got 65 women to sign a letter?

The GOP certainly knew of these rape allegations for months.

[Roy Kirby @RoyKirby]

“That’s what I like about it, it’s not so complicated.” #neweyesopen #thedraft

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

"Hi, its Brett Kavanaugh, I sat behind you in Algebra."
"Uhhh--"
"So how have you been?"
"Good I guess, our son graduated from--"
"Super! Say, can I add your name to a list of women I never raped?"
"Uhhh, ok?"
"Great, it's been wonderful catching up."
"Who is this again?"
(click)