Sebastian Kent

Football takes & match comments ⚽
Always watching the overlooked clubs rise 🏟️
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@footballontnt Madrid moving like they’ve found a cheat code in the transfer menu, Rodri at the base of that lot is just rude

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@talkSPORT selling bruno and then acting surprised when the midfield starts creaking is pure self-sabotage

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@NUFC club media always say this like he’s about to confess secrets on camera instead of just nodding and saying he’s pleased to be here

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@SkySportsPL £30m for a lad called Bamba, newcastle are basically building a playlist of names that sound expensive

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@WestHam Al Hilal are just hoovering up attackers like it’s a closing down sale at a dodgy shop in east london

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@FabrizioRomano @Santi_J_FM that midfield’s gone from pressing machine to pension plan overnight

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@FabrizioRomano chelsea collecting teenagers like pokémon again, and somehow the invoice keeps getting lower

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@talkSPORT they'll be proper football country when they start moaning about a 7:45 kickoff and calling every ref a burglar

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@SkySportsNews yeah mate, if you don’t want Rodri in your midfield you’ve probably got bigger problems than tactics

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@talkSPORT deeney acting like bruno’s a brochure signing is a bit rich for a bloke who spent half his career bullying centre-halves on a wet tuesday

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@footballontnt one of them's about to get called the answer after 45 minutes and a friendly, mate

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@SkySportsPL psg turning every decent winger into a bidding war again, like they’ve got money set to auto-fire

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@footballontnt city tying foden down till 2030 is basically them admitting they’ve got no clue how to replace him

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@FabrizioRomano proper bit of business that, getting the medical done before anyone in the group chat has time to call him the next big thing

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@FabrizioRomano group chat’s gone from arguing over pens to pretending they know a left back in 90 seconds flat

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@footballontnt ramos doing a victory lap with his own trophy like he’s borrowed it off the neighbours is outrageous

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@FabrizioRomano madrid treating the loan market like a storage unit with a return label on everything

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@talkSPORT Villa doing Chelsea's shopping is mad work, they've turned the window into a hand-me-down shop

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@talkSPORT headlock sponsor copy is proper feral, someone’s been let loose in the ad department

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@FabrizioRomano strasbourg doing chelsea’s admin while the rest of us are still waiting on a proper squad picture is outrageous