✨All you really need is someone that sees the psycho you are and likes you anyway.✨
• Talia Elizabeth LeBlanc, vampire queen of America with a book of magic
• Elvis says I married @MortallyCorrupt 06.07.16
• I almost lost count of just how many kids we have
• #RedQueen
*It was a strange sensation — almost as if I had just been pulled out of a daydream that had my mind occupied elsewhere.
I watched as @AToxicMind raised an empty hand, quickly realizing that the knife that had been held in my own was missing.*
What the…?
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*I turned to glance at everyone around the table and one by one I could see the confusion on their faces as they looked amongst themselves*
Don’t look at me!
*I shook my head at @AToxicMind gesturing to the now empty table and the stunned people ~
Did you all miss the part about the carving knife?
*I held it up just a little higher and pointed it at each person in turn. It had been less than five minutes and there they all go antagonizing each other.
I tried to shake it off and serve up the ~
~ my plate while still occasionally glancing up just to make sure nobody was killing each other.
I was trying to put the whole “coming to blows” out of my mind, but there had never been a nice and quiet holiday for us. There was always SOMETHING that ~
*I narrowed my eyes over at @AToxicMind as she grumbled and grabbed a roll. I briefly considered swatting her hand, but I wasn’t ready to start the thanksgiving free for all just yet. Instead, I made due with just rolling my eyes and waving a hand in a ~
~ with an exaggerated sigh.*
Well, at least you didn’t show up in dirty sweatpants.
*It was at this point she brought up the “pool” and my eyes narrowed again, holding the carving knife and using to point at every person sitting around the table.*
No pool. ~
~ opposite head of the table. Noticing a few empty spots around the table, I turned my head to yell upstairs.*
You've got three minutes to get down here or you're not eating! Kid's at their table off the main hall and the rest of you at the banquet table.../now/.
*It was laughable, really, that some people had some sort of calm this half of the year. October to February was noting but parties. Followed by more and more parties.
October kicked us off with my birthday, followed by @RedRoyalPain and @ThronedMary's birthday and ~
~ I was, either by following my own scent or that of the dinner. It was almost immediately that everyone showed up at the table, sliding into their chairs, @MortallyCorrupt planting a kiss on my cheek before he went around and took up his seat at the ~