Princess Molestia

I'm an equal opportunity princess.

Patron Princess: @SimianSupreme

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@Futashy We out! Stay hard, and I don’t mean “street smart”!

XOXOXOXO XXX

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@Futashy I… I DON’T KNOW.

Want to be terrible together?

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@Futashy Why hellooooooooooo

[Cadence and Shining @Cadence_Shining]

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@RoyalClopShift

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“@RndmCo: @RoyalClopShift Are you going to BronyCon 2013?”

I plan on remaining fictional!

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@TheBigPeco porn pony?

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“@ScorchedSkies: “@TimidFilly15: i like 'em big and hairy!”

Where's @RoyalClopShift when you need someone to say "Oh my"”

OH MY

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Gonna go stick things into other things and lick them. LATER.

*backflips out of twitter, leaves everything moist*

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Why doesn't the Ice King return my calls? I'm a princess!!!

;_;

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.@QueenMeanie I make all the ponies go "EUGGH". Awwwwwriiiiight.

[Nightmare Moon @QueenMeanie]

@RoyalClopShift EUGGH.

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“@QueenMeanie: Yes, praise the moon.”

NICE BUTT

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@CelestialBeard @sailor_moon_irl That's what some ponies call my butt!

…the ones who come out again.

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@GreenHooves @WONDERBOLTS4EVR @awesomeforth I bet your beard tickles!

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@WONDERBOLTS4EVR @awesomeforth I'm the best at deflowering! We should team up.

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“http://t.co/5ai7I72l I wonder how slippery dick tastes.”

…

…THE ROYAL AQUARIUM NEEDS SOME SLIPPERY DICK

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#WeirdPlacesToHaveSex The bed.

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@OctaviaTreble @ScorchedSkies ...oh myyyyy

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@CuddlyPwny I like you. You're silly.