Graeme Wilkinson

Reading FC lifetime fan, retired runner

[george @StokeyyG2]

Finally a win!

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

There’s always a tweet.

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Be careful we have had a mm of #snow in the uk

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Graeme Wilkinson @RoyalWilks]

@BM06WHO Not a pen Phil. At least you're not getting beaten by a non league team after leading 2-0 in injury time.

[Graeme Wilkinson @RoyalWilks]

@BM06WHO Back to your roots Phil, Reading fc

[Graeme Wilkinson @RoyalWilks]

@faustocoppi60 Does anyone know which hotel in Montpellier that UAE are staying?

[Swindon Town Football Club @Official_STFC]

Sixty more minutes in pre-season 🔋

[Patriotic 🇬🇧 Nation @HoodedClaw1974]

Morning all. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Graeme Wilkinson @RoyalWilks]

@james_e1871 Hi James, do you know how many fans have taken up the offer to visit Bearwood?

[Graeme Wilkinson @RoyalWilks]

@steven_sawers @BerkshireBoys_ I thought it was a slow drive as I normally manage it in 40 minutes. I'm on the 11.30 tour or I'd have offered you a lift

[Graeme Wilkinson @RoyalWilks]

@steven_sawers @BerkshireBoys_ What, you cycling?

[Graeme Wilkinson @RoyalWilks]

@BM06WHO Hope it went well

[Graeme Wilkinson @RoyalWilks]

#NewProfilePic

[Graeme Wilkinson @RoyalWilks]

@RfcCentral @james_e1871 You will be given a 2 hour time slot

[Graeme Wilkinson @RoyalWilks]

@CScott____ A man who talks a lot but says little

[Graeme Wilkinson @RoyalWilks]

@B3rt1e @james_e1871 @RCouhig @ReadingFC The shirt designs are planned almost a year ahead so I doubt the new owners had much input.

[Graeme Wilkinson @RoyalWilks]

@james_e1871 Any idea how they are going to cope with such a large number of visitors James.

[Graeme Wilkinson @RoyalWilks]

@Eleanor18Flood @ReadingFC Surely they will have to have more than one day.

[Graeme Wilkinson @RoyalWilks]

@ReadingFC @MacauleyWeaver Just renewed mine, 62 years supporting the Royals. U T D