Cmdr. Guy Fieri

If the moon was made of cheese, would ya eat it

[Cmdr. Guy Fieri @RoyaleWithChee]

@Turbinetraveler Fucking disgusting

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@JTGenter @Delta Correct. Welcome to NY.

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@cmakosc63 @chrollosoll Dan Flashes

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@NUCLRGOLF @BobHarig Fuck all of those guys.

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@SuburbanPimp @AllKeeks Normal educated white people don’t talk like this and you know it. She wants to be accepted by the urban hoop culture so bad that she walks and talks like them in the hopes of achieving acceptance.

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@barstoolsports @VivaLaStool @FreezerTarps @RiggsBarstool @ForePlayPod @bobdoessports @Internetinvite These fucking morons are plating for $4 million dollars and don’t know how to properly mark a ball on the green or remember what ball they’re playing? Get fucked.

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@MCCCANM Don’t expect a warm and fuzzy call from the CPO. Especially during contract negotiations.

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@CristinaQuile10 @AmericanAir Hey here’s an idea…and idk just spitballing, maybe it’s your fault you put your 80 year old wheelchair bound non English speaking parents on an airplane by themselves?

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Look, was LIV Golf successful? No.

Did it bolster the reputations of everybody involved? Also, no.

But was it fun? Once again, no.

[Right Angle News Network @Rightanglenews]

BREAKING - New video obtained by the BBC shows Alex Petti armed, spitting on federal agents, and kicking out a taillight one week before the CBP incident that claimed his life.

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

This is the most reasonable, factual, & respectful take I’ve heard regarding the Alex Pretti Border Patrol shooting in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

Take a few minutes & give it a listen.

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

ADAM CAROLLA: “If my kid was like, ‘I’m gonna go out and antagonize ICE officers,’ I’d be like, ‘Can’t you just get on that nice Honda 125 I just bought you, do a few hot laps around town?’

“Here’s what I wanna say to everyone. You are relying on these people to do something that’s not within human capabilities, which is see red, adrenaline dump, scuffle, pepper spray, have no idea who’s armed and who’s not armed, and not have anybody’s gun go off prematurely.”

“That’s what you’re asking. It’s not gonna happen, but not as long as human beings are carrying the gun. So you will get shot. You can go, ‘Well, that’s not right.’ Well, I agree. It’s not right. Absolutely. But stay home. Stay home will be the answer. And then, if you stay home, by the way, then they can just do their f*cking job and that’ll be that like they do in many other municipalities.”

“But you guys won’t do that. And then you make these arguments.”

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@KevHarlanEffect @grok

[Oli London @OliLondonTV]

Arnold Schwarzenegger on migrants:

“When you come to America, you're a guest. And you have to behave like a guest...You have a responsibility as an immigrant to give back to America.”

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

For once, “Screw your freedom” Arnold Schwarzenegger got it exactly right.

It started with a question about the LA riots. But what followed was not the response anyone expected.

He demanded RESPECT for America.

And what happened next went beyond politics.

He told foreigners point blank: if they want to come to America and use our resources, they need to be on their best behavior and “give something back.”

The hosts were stunned, and the audience erupted in applause.

A winning moment you have to see to believe.

🧵 THREAD

[Sarah Wilkinson @swilkinsonbc]

When you realise what the israelis have done, so systematically, so coldly, you have to ask why the Americans & the British wanted to be a part of it

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

Do not hire woke people to work for you.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@TRHLofficial Any parent or doctor who sterilizes a child before they are a consenting adult should go to prison for life

[Cmdr. Guy Fieri @RoyaleWithChee]

@NnPnemck @redsteeze @JJWatt Bro look like he got kicked outta the Goo Goo Dolls for using too much heroin