🎰🂱𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍'𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓🂱🎰

“Aces are larger than life and greater than mountains.”|multi ship| Fem writer | 26 ☿️| MDNI she/they #hhrp/#hbrp same as @JackedAces pfp: @cybercabbit_art

[🎰🂱𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍'𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓🂱🎰 @RoyalflushBooze]

“Aces are larger than life and greater than mountains.”

🥃asshole

🥃aggressive

🥃patient (mostly)

🥃irritable

🥃stubborn

[🎰🂱𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍'𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓🂱🎰 @RoyalflushBooze]

@AriaTheGriffin Pat.. looking around and

He saw! Cue papa cat melting

"Oh there it is!.. huh.. didn't think it can move"

A little tap tap tap of the top of the hat and weeee baby is stuck on the hat

"Ah gee somethings stuck!"

[🎰🂱𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍'𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓🂱🎰 @RoyalflushBooze]

It's late... this old bastard is eating shit he shouldn't...

Chocolate covered pretzels...

Is he drunk? Meh enough! But still functional!

Munch... munch...

Hmm... maybe a nice liquor to go with his snack...

[🎰🂱𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍'𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓🂱🎰 @RoyalflushBooze]

Pfft cue giggles

"Привет, Пого, давно не виделись!"

Smart ass..

"Yeah he had me do some stupid shit.. Everything’s hurts so I just want to get drunk enough so my body ain't screaming"

[Pogo @Pogo_the_goat]

He smirks

"Ok ok, you forget one thing. That I would not want you to get into any more troubles than you are already...

Also where is my Hello Pogo

It's been a while, where you been that i couldn't contact You. Did Al send you to do some work?"

[🎰🂱𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍'𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓🂱🎰 @RoyalflushBooze]

"Not if a sweet talk, I have some thing he don't have

Even then they don't stay long"

Cue stretch

"Nothing looks good.. damn"

[Pogo @Pogo_the_goat]

"unless he decides that making you loose the case will be much more fun and entertaining for him"

[🎰🂱𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍'𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓🂱🎰 @RoyalflushBooze]

@AriaTheGriffin "I damn that little asshole since a puppy.. oh its gonna hurt when his ass is gone"

A little sigh

"But oh well" pat...
Pat pat..

". . ." Cue him looking around

"Where's my hat?"

[🎰🂱𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍'𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓🂱🎰 @RoyalflushBooze]

@AriaTheGriffin Dip was wadding by slinky! Poor thing was leaning on the cat for a little more support

"Damn.. I didn't thing they get old"

[🎰🂱𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍'𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓🂱🎰 @RoyalflushBooze]

Cue the fake offended gasp!

"I have money! I can be my own lawyer!

...al is just a easy way out"

[Pogo @Pogo_the_goat]

"sue You? Would you even have money to pay off any lawyer or would you ask Alastor to step in?"

He smirks

"And really, when was the last time you restocked that you can't find what you like?"

[🎰🂱𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍'𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓🂱🎰 @RoyalflushBooze]

Welp he's offering some

[𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗵 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝘁🍉 @TheBakeryOwl]

Sharing is caring.

May I please have some? Been a long crazy day today.

[🎰🂱𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍'𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓🂱🎰 @RoyalflushBooze]

@AriaTheGriffin Cue husk counting

"Three... two... one"

Ah yes dipstik

"Not for you rocks for brains" He did give him the naked part of the Chocolate covered pretzel

"Here.. no chocolate for you"

[🎰🂱𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍'𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓🂱🎰 @RoyalflushBooze]

@AriaTheGriffin Ans this is why he's lost weight..

Casually handing over the bag

"At least leave me some"

Yeaaahhh... not gonna happen

[🎰🂱𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍'𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓🂱🎰 @RoyalflushBooze]

"Oh don't sue me" He said jokingly

"Haven't found sufficient I want anyway so I might judt do a different thing

[Pogo @Pogo_the_goat]

"oh so you were planning to have a drink as well. And i still didn't get an invitation?"

[🎰🂱𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍'𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓🂱🎰 @RoyalflushBooze]

@AriaTheGriffin "Help yourself baby"

He's giving hin a good pinch full on a napkin

At some point husk took the time to fold napkins in little bowls so his babies can have snacks with out mess

[🎰🂱𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍'𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓🂱🎰 @RoyalflushBooze]

CUE THE SMACK ON THE FRIDGE

"Fffffff...."

That's gonna leave a mark on his head...

"At least wait till my ass gets a drink!"

[Pogo @Pogo_the_goat]

*clears throat*

And there was Pogo leaning against the door frame

"Snacking like this and not even asking if I want some?"

[🎰🂱𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍'𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓🂱🎰 @RoyalflushBooze]

@AriaTheGriffin "Ya want one?" He asked instinctively putting orion's hand on the bag

"It's got the little crunchy spinkles, the chocolate is a but butter for me but you might be like your mama and love it"

[🎰🂱𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍'𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓🂱🎰 @RoyalflushBooze]

Earflick and tiny hiss

Welp... off he goes.. be fore he grabs a bottle of alcohol and goes back!

"You were dead asleep.. how the hell did you wake up"

Hes mad he got caught

[🥀 ᗰ ᗩ ᗪ E ᖴ O ᖇ ᖇ ᗩ ᗪ I O ~ 🥀 @D33RLYBEL0VED]

`` Up. ``

Less than gentle whack to the ear, he’s not in the mood for this!

[🎰🂱𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍'𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓🂱🎰 @RoyalflushBooze]

@AriaTheGriffin Kitty chirp?

Oh

"Hi kiddo" Cue nuzzle the baby!

..... he's fully expecting his snack to get stolen..

[🎰🂱𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍'𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓🂱🎰 @RoyalflushBooze]

Dead eye contact...

M u n c h

"I'm gonna be bitching regardless.. I'm old with fucking stomach issues"

Aka I drink too much my gut purges

[🥀 ᗰ ᗩ ᗪ E ᖴ O ᖇ ᖇ ᗩ ᗪ I O ~ 🥀 @D33RLYBEL0VED]

Eyes squinting. It’s too early for this.

`` It is two in the morning, Grayson. By six you’ll be whining about a stomach ache from eating sugar so late in the night.

Bed. Now. ``

[🎰🂱𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍'𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓🂱🎰 @RoyalflushBooze]

@AriaTheGriffin Blink...

Looks at the new bag..

"Thanks?" Oh well! Munch!

"Oh god!?"

Bitter!? He's not use to dark chocolate

[🎰🂱𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍'𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓🂱🎰 @RoyalflushBooze]

Cue deer I headlights look

". . . ."

Looks down at snack...

Offers the bowl

"If you wanted some just say so"

ITS FUCKING 2 AM HUSK

[🥀 ᗰ ᗩ ᗪ E ᖴ O ᖇ ᖇ ᗩ ᗪ I O ~ 🥀 @D33RLYBEL0VED]

This man…

AHEM.

[🎰🂱𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍'𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓🂱🎰 @RoyalflushBooze]

@AriaTheGriffin Freeze...

Slooowww turn..

Caught.. while he was about to eat more

". . . . At least I didn't finish it?"

He hadn't even made a dent on the snack yet