Roy

[Roy @Roychub]

@Porky643 Baseball bat?
Crowbar?
Cricket bat?
2x4?
Chair?
Shovel?

Be more specific, I'm running out of ideas here 🤬

[Roy @Roychub]

Let down again by the nurse, supposed to have been today to change the bandages which were changed on Sunday. Maybe someone will turn up tomorrow.

[Roy @Roychub]

@Porky643 Do you need some help applying the sunblock?

[Roy @Roychub]

@Kendoniak I'd rather hug them round the throat

[Roy @Roychub]

@Porky643 I hope those pages aren't stuck together

[Roy @Roychub]

Seriously, what level of stupidity do people have to reach to be considered for euthanasia?

I've had almost half of my left foot amputated due to an infection & diabetes issues.

Was asked by a fucking idiot if they'll grow back.

I hope the twat doesn't reproduce.

[Roy @Roychub]

@TheCubUK

[Roy @Roychub]

@TheCubUK @TBear2291 I'd gladly get on all fours for you

[Roy @Roychub]

@TheCubUK You can use my mouth anytime

[Roy @Roychub]

@TheCubUK Slap away, slap it hard

[Roy @Roychub]

@WestHamPlace @PolitlcsUK @BBCNews Obviously they haven't as a labour MP is a slum landlord, and has failed to follow the rules he set up with his local council.

He should be sacked from being an MP

[Roy @Roychub]

@TheCubUK I'll have have a taste first

[Roy @Roychub]

@TheCubUK Gladly

[Roy @Roychub]

@TheCubUK Trying to keep it together

[Roy @Roychub]

@TheCubUK Me

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@TheCubUK In the bedroom hanging up, or folded up in the drawer

[Roy @Roychub]

@TheCubUK Gorgeous

[Roy @Roychub]

@TheCubUK Wouldn't say no to a weekend fuck...anyone interested?

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@TheCubUK

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@TheCubUK Both