Roy Peché

[Roy Peché @Royisson]

@rickygervais Great anal shot!! So sorry, meant canal!

[Roy Peché @Royisson]

Can’t stand the crunchy part of a hard boiled egg, really gets stuck in my teeth!!!!
#boiledeggs #crunchy #ruddybonkers

[Roy Peché @Royisson]

Don’t forget to Rogan Josh your Julian Sands!!!
#contemperarycockneyrhymingslang #gorblimeyguvnaaa #notjustnearbowbells

[Roy Peché @Royisson]

Huge shout out to Southern Rail for lowering fares for NHS/Key Workers still having to travel during these challenging times!
#southernrail #goldenopportunity #handoverfist #clapforbonus #profitisgod #expendables

[Roy Peché @Royisson]

Twitty twitty

[Roy Peché @Royisson]

Russian tea glasses and holders, can an obsession be developing?
#podstakannik

[Roy Peché @Royisson]

So relieved that leaves are not razor sharp, many people would have been killed or seriously injured!
Standing near trees on a windy day would be lethal!!
#reallysharpleavesouch

[Selwyn Harrald @seadog0706]

Hi!

[Roy Peché @Royisson]

@seadog0706 Harry!!

[Roy Peché @Royisson]

#tseknaaisummit, all you need is papsak and love( and some other goeters)

[Roy Peché @Royisson]

@seadog0706 Hoesit Harry

[Roy Peché @Royisson]

#madasoil

[Roy Peché @Royisson]

Just opened a bottle of sunflower oil, and a sunflower popped out!!!
#oilpop

[Roy Peché @Royisson]

Naff all!!
#quaintoaths

[Roy Peché @Royisson]

Just consumed a spicy Turkish sweet #hotsweets

[Roy Peché @Royisson]

Roller derby road trip, this is my first tweet, ever!
Merch and mushroom discussions