Royko Lives

Independent, tired of corporate control of the two party system. Self-employed joe who misses Mike Royko’s common sense and honesty in the media.

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“It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.”
- Mike Royko

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@DonaldJTrumpJr @SenatorBanks @realBrandonGill Kinda like your brother‘s mom. She came over without a Visa and did her little pornography modeling to make money, and then later on earned a Einstein Visa, which has one of the funniest things ever.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Says the guy whose dad‘s products, (including his sister’s) have all been made in China over the past three decades. Who the fuck do you think started overseas manufacturing?

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Or dads who destroy a family with their drugs and womanizing. Sound familiar? Oh that’s right your father did it so it kind of runs in the family

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Andrew Surabian? The insult to all Armenians is still making commentary? I thought you disappeared. Please do.

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@greg_price11 @realBrandonGill Who is this little Ken doll speaking?

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@DonaldJTrumpJr That’s exactly what the midterms are. And why your father will be going to jail. Hopefully you too.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Your own people killed him. Because he was speaking out against Israel.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Name one thing you did to defend America. One. You Nepo baby.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Money can’t buy class. Proven again.

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@rcooley123 Broke back

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@WhiteHouse You truly are pieces of shit. Can’t wait till you all go to jail.

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@realDonaldTrump The hilarious part is you’re not even able to lift your own hand. Thanks to AI you can live in a dream state.

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@realDonaldTrump Abused? They’re murderers.

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@realDonaldTrump Eventually, incarcerated agents.

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@realDonaldTrump You have lost your mind. My God will you just retire.

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@kevinnbass @elonmusk Look at these little fragile little boys. Are you feeling too much hate? Literally show us one incident where White males have been shown hate or discrimination against. And I’m speaking as a white male that calls you all little fucking snowflakes.

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@elonmusk And how many times have you promised that we’d be there? Wasn’t it something like 2026 we were supposed to land? How many billions of dollars have you soaked from our government tax dollars and investors for these projects that have achieved absolutely nothing?

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@satyanadella @elonmusk @JensenHuang Ah, the brain trust, Denny’s…

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@SenRickScott @elonmusk Says the man accused of one of the largest Medicaid fraud cases in history and yet had no punishment.

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@elonmusk Says the man that bankrolled the current moron in chief and probably manipulated the elections