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[Rolls @Roysambu79]

@Kimuzi_ Still am living my dream nataka benzo na bimmer,what you talking nanii naeza kubuiya kwa bar na unazima na kama sikuchoti mamii risto za free ride hakuna nanii nanii ni wakadinali ririma

[St. Bervon @bavonski]

We've already ticked that box, the current one is mentally challenged

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚫️ BREAKING: Rúben Amorim to AC Milan as new head coach, HERE WE GO! 🇵🇹

Verbal agreement done on deal valid until June 2028 plus option until June 2029.

Amorim has accepted all conditions and will sign this week as new Milan manager. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

Comunicado Oficial: José Mourinho

[Premier League @premierleague]

The best match from the 2025/26 season, as voted by YOU 🫵

🔴@Arsenal 2-3 @ManUtd ⚫️

https://t.co/WhEOpy1OFt

[Tonnie Moremi @tonnie_moremi]

Story Za Tonnie: Away Fixture At The Bernabeu.

I think we all know that for clubs like Kairat Almaty and Pafos, playing in the champions league is a rare opportunity, lakini kuna season vitu zinaeza allign wajipate wanatravel to Madrid to take on the mighty Real in the Bernabeu. This is exactly what happened not so long ago tukajipata mi na boyz wangu fulani tunaenda away game Kilimani. So how did this happen?

Friday jioni tumechill na boyz, nothing much tunapiga tu mashots, he then receives a call. I could tell ni dem amecall because his energy immediately changed, jamaa alikua anasmile from ear to ear kama the joker, lazima alikua anapewa masweet nothings, but at the end of the call kuna story alikua anakataa. Man was like"...hapana, siezi make, labda kesho."

After the call ended, jamaa akanishow,"...huskii hawa wananishow niwapelekee mali kilimani ati ata nikitaka threesome nitapewa." Madem fulani wawili walikua wanadai omusala lakini hakuna vile boyz angemake that night because he had to go to work on Sato. So he instead offered to go on Sato after work.

Si tukaendelea kutremsha KC tulikua nayo but deep down najiuliza, yaani boyz anataka kuchukua hio opportunity solo apige brace badala anipee hiyo tap-in atoke na bao assist? Anyway, it wasn't my deal, so I didn't get involved.

So next day jioni nimechill, boyz akinikuta akanishow, "sijui vile tutapata huko but ukiweza kujitetea si ni sawa, vaa twende." My n¡gga, I never doubted him. Philosophy yetu hua kama ya PSG ya Enrique, hakuna superstar, we win as a team. Mi naye najiaminia ukinipea chance, tap-in siezi acha, so I took a quick shower and we left.

Sisi hao tunacruise along Thika road, kidogo tunaona madam fulani in another car waving at us frantically, so tukawakaribia. Madam akatushow bonnet yetu inafunguka tueke gari kando but boyz akamshow hio bonnet inakuanga tu hivo, haiwezi funguka. Hio Hilux zile vitu imepitia vitu za maajabu lakini. Anyway, turns out the lady was drunk as well, so she was a bit hyped, akatujazia pombe kwa tumbler, akatupatia kwa window na si tukaleft.

All this happened, from Kahawa to Githu. Kabla ata tuguse ile pombe, gari ikawasha engine light. Namna gani buana? Kwani ilikua ya maswara? Fixture ilikua inakaa ni kama tutacancel, but after kusimama Total hapo kando ya Safari park tukapata gari ni oil haina. Tukaeka oil, engine light ikazima, and we were back on the road.

We made another stop at Garden City, tukanunua John Barr na ile pombe tuliekewa kwa tumbler tukapatia soldier fulani hapo. No more stops, location tushapiniwa, imebaki sisi kufika.

We got there at around 9:30, this is when things started getting hot. Kumbe ile maskan tunaenda iko na multiple layers of security buana, kuna mpaka manjege kadhaa ndani ya residence. I was trying to gather my composure but nashangaa tukishikwa tunaingiza contrabands kwa maeneo kama hii itakuaje? Anyway, soldier fulani alikua friendly alituhandle fiti, tukamuachia rwabe, tukaingia.

It took us a good 10 minutes to find our way into that place. Parking iko 4th floor, tunapanda na ramp, saa hio Hilux iko na shida ya turbo so tumejaza ile place na moshi buana, mi na boyz tunaisha tu. Like, hao madem walijipataje na keja place ka hio?

Anyway, within a few minutes tukafika parking. First thing we noticed, the cars bro. Kulikua na G-Wagon ya some purple shade, kando yake a Maybach S-class, a number Range Rovers, as in ile place ni ya watu wako na pesa, sio kichele, pesa. It was an orange Mustang though that really caught our attention, kuharibu ilikua na flat Tyre, na ilikua inakaa it had been there for a while, yaani mtu amelalisha gari kama hio na hana pressure?

We were in owe, vile unaonanga away team pale Bernabeu wakichukua photos before the game. We were clearly out of of depth, but mwanaume ni kurise to the occasion man. Kidogo one of the ladies akatoka kwa lift, I knew her. Mzoefu fulani but still in her prime kama Modric. Amevaa visexy, but still very classy. (... Check next post)

[World Cup 2026 @WorldCupMedia]

World Cup starts tomorrow! 🏆

[Olúwatósìn Olaseinde @tosinolaseinde]

Where you’re standing was once the goal. Dont forget to appreciate that.

[Jungle @jwaweruh]

All I know, we might be late but we will eat.

[Central @WestHam_Central]

European*

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

📲 Bukayo Saka on Instagram.

[Gabriel Magalhaes @biel_m04]

🗣️ Blablablabla........

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Geukia jirani umwambie "Lazima injili ieDémbelé"

[Ronaldinho @10Ronaldinho]

Allez Paris! 🔴🔵🤙🏾

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Pesa nayo itakam.. However long it takes, I'm sure itakam

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

26 May, 1999.

✔️ The Treble 🏆🏆🏆

[PFA @PFA]

Bruno the record breaker 🇵🇹🔥

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

how can I assist you? ☕

[Premier League @premierleague]

In a league of his own.

Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

A very good afternoon to the best player in the Premier League! 👋😁