Jon

Finance, Orioles, and other stuff.

[Jon @Rozwat]

"Patience is a virtue because strangling people is a vice." from James @Lileks

[Christine Benz @christine_benz]

As much as I hate to be reflexively skeptical about Wall Street's latest innovations, that instinct has rarely if ever steered me wrong. It's also a wonderful time-saver. 😂

[Benn Eifert 🥷🏴‍☠️ @bennpeifert]

There is no cheat code to markets. No little secret that only you and a small group of your fellow intrepid learners know. Especially not one taught to you by an options guru for $99 a month. Put in the hard work, learn, look at actual data, not fake screenshots of pnl.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[driving]
my astigmatism shows me the light of angels in every street lamp and headlight.

*sees your red brake lights ahead of me* but the Devil remains nearby,

*starts to speed up* I am the Sword of God

[Melissa S. Kearney @kearney_melissa]

Somewhere along the way “correlation is not causation” morphed into “until the causal link is proven beyond a reasonable doubt, ideally with a large scale RCT with global external validity, than the correlation likely reflects the impact of some unobserved factor I can’t name.”

[chuuch @ch000ch]

(my dog from the back seat) hey you ran that grey light

[Hank Azaria @HankAzaria]

Chief Wiggum, Springfield PD, here… they’re doing WHAT?

[Matt Paulson @MediaKing]

Oh no! The assets I don't plan on touching for 20-30 years are worth 2% less than they were yesterday. The sky is falling!

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

me watching the diving: “oh wow what a dive.”

commentary: “they messed it up”

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

we really living in the the most difficult section of someone’s AP gov exam in 2053

[KS1 👯‍♀️ @KimSchuss]

Hang it in The Louvre

[Dow @mark_dow]

The market has predicted 6 out of the last 0 rate cuts.

[Dividendology @dividendology]

I think about this often.

[meghan @deloisivete]

customer: I have a question about my account

bank teller: withdrawal?

customer: oh sorry, ah have a question about mah account

[Rubin J. Miller, CFA @RubinJMiller]

Most advisor business models are still garbage.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Every university has a single, underappreciated mid-level admin person preventing its immediate collapse

[trash @trashh_dev]

it be like that sometimes

[Todd Wenning @ToddWenning]

https://t.co/iUBlkxqynU

[Mary @MaryJackalope]

“Wallah” instead of “voilà” is my favorite malapropism. It kills me every time

Whisk it a few times and REALLY, I SWEAR TO GOD

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(running a bank) we can all be the vice president if you want