Thee Esoteric Lemon

Manchester City & Real Madrid are just simply my life.

MANCHESTER CITY ARE TREBLE WINNERS 😭😭🏆🏆🏆

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Why do white dudes talk like that?

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

One of the cruelest things poverty takes from you is the freedom to make mistakes. Every decision has to work.

[IM🇵🇹 @Iconic_Mourinho]

A Mourinho type goal. Direct, simple football.

From ball recovery to goal in 9 seconds.

If you can create a chance with 1 pass, do it with 1 pass. No pre-programmed build-up pattern shenanigans.

[Huncle Cosmos @huncle_cosmos]

Me explaining to my family why I am still not rich yet

[𝟎𝟒. @3enih]

how it feels to be self aware and still repeat self destructive patterns

[adidas Football @adidasfootball]

a glow carried from madrid to the world. ✨

this is Real Madrid third 26/27.

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

This New Balance Yan Diomande ad. 🥶

[NATURE_CFC @Natureryme1]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 | 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Nottingham Forest are PUSHING to sign Chelsea striker Liam Delap this summer.

Chelsea are holding out for an excess fee of £50M for the English striker.💰

— @TheAthleticFC | @JPercyTelegraph | #CFC

[Plato's Cousin @TadyJerry]

He's spitting.

Listen.

[Thee Esoteric Lemon @RreNtariana]

Hate this signing

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🚨🇦🇷 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Manchester City sign Geronimo Rulli (34) from Marseille. €3.5m fee. 🧤✅

Rulli was previously at Manchester City from 2016-2017, but didn't make an appearance.

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Pitchfork rates Tyga's new '$TARFACE' album a 0.0 out of 10:

"The rapper’s slop-pop concept album is smug and complacent and depressing. Its very existence has made the world a worse place."

[Null @Vhoyde]

50% of the South African youth is unemployed. This should be the main issue everyone is worried about.

[Chad Infi𓄿 @chad_infi]

It all started with a male ego

[Clive Bixby @72Shizzle]

🤣😂😂😂 I wish more niggas on podcast get called out for lying like this lol

[SALMAN👑 @AWholeSalmanPR]

He posted himself on her story as her new man😂😂

[rak @blessedrak]

jendral...hentikan jendral 😭

[Sis' Lu @Titizma1]

The only solution to this cold 🥶

[Sigma @SigmaOnSol69]

De nada

[Thee Esoteric Lemon @RreNtariana]

Big 6 move in two years, just watch

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🚨🇨🇮 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Nottingham Forest sign Ousmane Diomande (22) from Sporting! €40m deal for the defender. ✅

Chief Football Officer George Syrianos: "Ousmane is a powerful, commanding defender, and arrives here with a winning mentality."

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

The weather was hot until we celebrated women