Rachel does silly jokes

Trying to be funny. Not always managing it (she/her)

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of cats stealing food in paintings 🧵

1. Still Life with cat by Desportes, 1705

[Solihull Updates @SolihullUpdates]

#MISSING: Have you seen Evie?

7-year-old female tabby & white #cat went missing on Saturday (03/08) from #BrookLane in #Solihull #B92. Microchipped. No collar. If there are ANY sightings of her, let #SU know. Please REPOST.

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@Talldarkfriend I bet they have the texture of a dolphin

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Tried to watch #PrideandPrejudice earlier. Struggled to concentrate as all I could hear in my head was my grandma shouting "where is her bonnet?"

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My teach training has been leading to this moment. The plumber has turned off the water and I need to pee.

#bladderofsteel
#teacherlife

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Today is both International Cat Day and International Female Orgasm Day.

So, no matter what happens today, make sure you make a pussy happy.

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@Tasha_Ivanova Well, this is how I view myself

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My MP, ladies and gentlemen

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Whenever I go drinking, my watch records it as exercise. Is this what it is like to be an athlete?

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Treating Threads like a new school and trying to reinvent myself as a cool kid. It won't last long

https://t.co/iMkNq0AJn1

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@rick_o_shai Well, I think we have all learned something today

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Why did no-one tell me that massages are just paying to get beaten up for an hour?

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Honoured that you are using your limited twitter time to read this tweet. Maybe rethink your life.

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We are supposed to dress up for Culture Day at school. Instead I thought I would find the nicest classroom and claim it's mine.

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Duck, duck...

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Thousands without power after goose hits overhead power line https://t.co/lGUm3iEYVz

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Thinking anyone who applies for a reality show should just get therapy instead #QueerUltimatum

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Used the phrase "rock out with your cock out" during a lesson without thinking. Got to stop treating my classes like a gig. Got a big laugh though...

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Anyone else get the feeling that those billionaires are looking for the Heart of the Ocean?

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How embarrassing. Imagine breaking the rules for such a shit party.

[The Mirror @DailyMirror]

EXCLUSIVE: First ever Partygate video revealed as Tories drink, dance and laugh at Covid rules