Rachael Brandt

[Rachael Brandt @Rschnepp]

Dear debit card thief, if you want to steal money don't target a family with two babies. No money here!! Jokes on you.

[Rachael Brandt @Rschnepp]

Worst combination ever: A dog who has anxiety about people knocking on our door and a toddler who just learned to knock on doors ...

[Rachael Brandt @Rschnepp]

1 late night+1 teething toddler+1 overtired baby+1 awesome husband = A new car.I got to drive it home, he got to drive the screaming kids..

[Rachael Brandt @Rschnepp]

Child #2 has officially screamed more in her first 2.5 months of life than is necessary for a lifetime. Everyone is going deaf... seriously.

[Rachael Brandt @Rschnepp]

My mom, who cant handle caffeine, forgot what I told her to order so she ordered a shot of espresso for her coffee ... lookout world!

[Rachael Brandt @Rschnepp]

Dear upstairs neighbors:Cellos and apartments don't mix.If I have to hear a squeaky"Mary had a little Lamb"one more time I may lose my mind.

[Rachael Brandt @Rschnepp]

Piper just picked up her doll and burped her. Now to teach her to burp her sister.

[Rachael Brandt @Rschnepp]

Well hello pants with buttons!! #thingsyoumisswhenpregnant

[Rachael Brandt @Rschnepp]

Officially reached the point in this pregnancy where I have deemed it completely acceptable to leave the house in sweats. #36weeks

[Rachael Brandt @Rschnepp]

Remember that time I wasn't pregnant? #itsbeentoolong #worthit #4weekcountdown!

[Rachael Brandt @Rschnepp]

Halfway through our shopping trip Pip snagged my shopping list and took a big bite. I can't remember what was on that part ...

[Rachael Brandt @Rschnepp]

Piper should be napping but instead she is in her crib undressing her baby doll and singing to it... At least her own clothes are still ...

[Rachael Brandt @Rschnepp]

I think I have the only one year old who is offered Mac and cheese and asks for blueberries instead.

[Rachael Brandt @Rschnepp]

I have officially reached the point I constant swollen feet and child in my rib cage. Luckily Pip reminds me it's worth it!

[Rachael Brandt @Rschnepp]

The ref of the Giants/Cowboys game just made a call using the term "...took a flop..." Amazing. Also it was very accurate.

[Rachael Brandt @Rschnepp]

One time Peter and I were getting away for a weekend so I threw all the clothes that fit me into the washer. Then it broke. #soapywetclothes

[Rachael Brandt @Rschnepp]

Just found sour cream in my car..from 3days ago when Peter got it from the store.Gotta love him for trying. #fail

[Rachael Brandt @Rschnepp]

First time this week I got to drink a full cup of hot coffee. I'm happy. Reagan is wired!

[Rachael Brandt @Rschnepp]

Repeated "oh nos" and "ut ohs" from the other room ... Never a good thing

[Rachael Brandt @Rschnepp]

Piper just pointed to my painted toenails and applauded ... Clearly they were long overdue :)