Resident President

I am the reincarnated, zombified, Hungry-for-Young-Blood embodiment of America's first and most Bad Ass of presidents. Live at Presidential City with me.

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So Many Choices. How does a PRESIDENT make the RIGHT CHOICE? #DemTownHall https://t.co/NTpSY0ViWy

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Happy Holidays to all practicing and non-practicing and partying and non-partying denominations of Holiday Cheer!

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With Obama going to Hiroshima, and Shinzō Abe's visit today, #PearlHarborRemembranceDay feels a little more inspiring.

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Your insurance here is more secure than Obamacare after the election.

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How do I save the environment? Besides cutting down Cherry Trees? LED Overhead Lighting people!

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We have a reality tv star as our next president... makes bringing back the undead Washington not so bad a plan.

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The Constitution is my bible. Luxury is my religion. God bless #PresidentialCity

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Here we like to keep an eye on #ClimateChange. Which is why we have carbon free heating and cooling systems.

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The 1st US President to be photographed was my bud John Quincy Adams. The 6th and, in my opinion, ugliest one of us.

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If you're a Democrat, you're feeling a little lonely about now. So come party!

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Remember when we bailed out the auto industry? Come bail out your mother, she's got a stronger liver than you

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We're getting staffed up in time for the holidays here. Are you?

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As President-elect Donald Trump makes his final decisions on who will be whispering into his ear… https://t.co/cBaaIwvKYC

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We're saving 50Million pounds of CO2 emissions per year here. But fuck the environment right? #ClimateChangeisReal

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Watching @realDonaldTrump tweet as the President-elect is like watching Darth Vader ad-lib his lines to sound more civil.

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I added a video to a @YouTube playlist https://t.co/3U7oyYAh2V Presidential City - Cabinet Choices

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Being #POTUS is hard work. How would you choose your Cabinet? https://t.co/3U7oyYAh2V

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Let's reflect on something. Like my roof here at #PresidentialCity. It's thermally insulated to reflect!

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Carbon Emissions are like buttholes. They stink. So don't live anywhere where they're being emitted.

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According to our President-Elect, today is Election Day. Who's voting??

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The Paris Accords are currently being threatened. Good think we're all energy star over here