reid summers

[reid summers @Rsummers75]

Just heard one guy get out of his car and leave all the doors open and tell another guy “if you see a snapping turtle come out don’t be alarmed, there’s one stuck under the seat in there somewhere.” I have questions

[reid summers @Rsummers75]

Everybody has that one coworker. 7:00 am “Hey good morning”. 7:02 am “Soooo what are we doing for lunch today?”

[reid summers @Rsummers75]

Just watched someone give health advice with a cigarette hanging out of their mouth. Good work bud, keep it up.

[reid summers @Rsummers75]

The amount of “ope sorry” said at a midwestern drinking game is unreal #youbetcha

[reid summers @Rsummers75]

Don’t eat bats, stick to cats #coronavirus @barstoolsports

[reid summers @Rsummers75]

My boss told me to buy stock in pizza and diapers. Because everyone is at home and they don’t know how to cook, and you know what else they’re going to be doing #coronababies

[reid summers @Rsummers75]

God didn’t create cattle so you could make burgers out of soybeans #EATBEEF #supportranchers

[reid summers @Rsummers75]

Grandpas are known for giving good advice. Mine told me when I was like 6 not to piss into the wind and I’ll always remember that

[reid summers @Rsummers75]

Strawing down the barn for the calves last night and Wendell yells “hey that’s good enough, it’s not like Mary and Joseph are showing up later”

[reid summers @Rsummers75]

Going to paint a room in my house and found out paint companies hire stoners to pick names for them

[reid summers @Rsummers75]

And on the 8th day god made 4 wheel drive. Why? Because The Midwest

[reid summers @Rsummers75]

Walked into family Christmas and yelled “how bout them packers? Whoo”. Got told to go eat in the garage. #vikingsvspackers #nopackno

[reid summers @Rsummers75]

I told my 2yo niece she could name the new calf at the ranch and she said “popcorn, because that’s what we’ll feed him”

[reid summers @Rsummers75]

Howling wolves is the last thing you want to hear when you’re getting out of your deer stand at night

[reid summers @Rsummers75]

My dad told me he had to go get a bunch of candy for the hitchhikers coming over this week. Pretty sure he meant trick or treaters but he’s old so I let him have this one

[reid summers @Rsummers75]

The first big snow storm is not the ideal time to find out your 4 wheel drive is broken

[reid summers @Rsummers75]

Old guy at work said he started driving for Uber and said hopefully he can pick me and my buddies up some night at bar close. I said trust me you don’t want that

[reid summers @Rsummers75]

Sat next to a old guy at the DMV today. He leaned over and tried to whisper but pretty much yelled at me “Have you seen the size of the people in here, look at that one. Holy shit!” Everyone looked at us...

[reid summers @Rsummers75]

I whip my mane back and forth @billyraycyrus @barstoolsports

[reid summers @Rsummers75]

You know how to piss off an old rancher? Just say “you ain’t no cowboy ol’ son.” Watched my buddy tell his dad mid argument and it was...Hilarious @dalebrisby