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.@rtenews Sir Bob Geldof will hand knighthood back after admitting he's never felt so ashamed to be British! #Brexit

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.@rtenews Following today’s reaction to @EOBroin tweet, Gardai have decided to scale back their presence at some evictions! #EvictionBan

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.@rtenews A list of fuel saving advice released by Eamon Ryan’s department today included, driving slower,driving downhill rather than uphill, growing lettuce on south facing sill’s and using push lawnmower’s and not petrol reliant mowers! #FuelPrice

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.@rtenews Stephen Donnelly has today declared that schools will remain open but suggested children may be asked not to attend!

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.@rtenews Health minister Stephen Donnelly insisted today that vaccination targets will almost certainly be met, with or without vaccines! #AstraZenaca

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.@rtenews Bono has implored America not to vote for @realDonaldTrump , the @U2 frontman said voters should never trust a man who refuses to pay tax in his own country!

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.@rtenews Irish government to wait until Denis O’Brien buys face mask company before advising public to wear face masks! #COVID19

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.@rtenews Garda in Crumlin were donated a number of plants to distribute to the elderly and vulnerable in an effort to brighten their spirits during #COVID19Lockdown #FlattenTheCurve

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.@FAIreland After his resignation from UEFA today, John Delaney has denied he is poised to join @FineGael explaining it would be bad for his reputation! #GE2020

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.@rtenews Gardai are on alert in west Dublin this evening as Joan Burton begins canvassing for #GE2020

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.@RteNoNews A return to an Irishwater meter installations on every street corner, would act as a deterrent to drug gangs, according to Taoiseach Leo Varadkar!

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.@GardaTraffic have rushed to the @M50Dublin after a vehicle with #irishwater protest sticker was observed driving slowly! #tractorprotest

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.@rtenews Minister for housing Eoghan Murphy has said he will insure the building of extra hotels for homeless children if re-elected!

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.@rtenews Joan Burton has pledged that every community will have a food bank if as expected she is re-elected to Dáil Éireann!

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.@IrishWater will employ "hi tech methods" to discover if households are using "too much water"

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.@rtenews As @LeoVaradkar emerged from his early morning sea swim today he reiterated his belief that #IrishWater are doing a wonderful job!

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.@rtenews government to present brand new tent to homeless man whose tent was burned down by kids in Dublin this week! #RaiseTheRoof

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.@rtenews Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has apologised to "security guards" who spent 24hrs on trolleys in Roscommon A&E! #Strokestown

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.@IrishWater say recent rainfall has "washed away" large amounts of water from reservoirs increasing likelihood of more water restrictions!

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.@rtenews Luas drivers have once again threatened strike action if pay levels are not brought in line with other ferry drivers!

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.@CaseyPeterJ has decided to withdraw his application to @fiannafailparty after concluding it would be disastrous for his reputation!