RT SIMP

I am now a owned promo and rt sub for the amazing @THEEsimphunter

[RT SIMP @Rtsimp_]

“I’m proud to announce that I am now a personal promo and retweet sub for @goddessxpapi, tune in to her space podcast later tonight at approx 9pm PST!”🤠

[pope papí 🛐 @THEEsimphunter]

A whalesub 🤝 sending me millions

[pope papí 🛐 @THEEsimphunter]

My theory of the day is that online dating/hookup culture largely contributes to the reason why online findom lacks genuine connections between dommes and subs. Think about it: the avoidance and ghosting on dating apps because of the sheer amount of options/fear of commitment would definitely translate onto a sub’s behavior with a domme.

The more time we spend in front of our screens instead of being forced to meet and interact with the people we’re interested in, the less human they seem. It’s why it’s so much easier for people to “forget” that there’s a person behind the words on the screen. There’s an invaluable aspect with being in someone’s presence face-to-face that just can’t be mimicked virtually.

I know we’ve all thought “there’s billions of people out there that I can have access to, why do I need to put all my eggs in one basket with one person?” While that is true, what are the odds that we’re going to cross paths with the best one? The same thought process applies to subs searching for a domme. Realistically, you only have a certain amount of people you’ll connect with out of the billions out there.

As a sub, you think you have the upper hand because the market is so saturated, but that doesn’t mean that the presence of more dommes will automatically grant you the experiences you’re looking for. Nor are you guaranteed to find a “perfect” domme that you’re 100% compatible with. It’s never about quantity, it’s always about quality for fulfilling, long-lasting connections.

In the same way that we can tell which dommes got into findom for the premise of money, we can tell which subs actually value the unique traits of different dommes and who thinks women are a commodity. While money is a central aspect to this work, it’s not the only thing that will make things fulfilling for both parties. It takes a whole lot of commitment and emotional maturity to make a dynamic work.

[pope papí 🛐 @THEEsimphunter]

Not me posting my psych analysis and barely having anyone read it because it’s a long form post 💀

[pope papí 🛐 @THEEsimphunter]

The next time a man asks me what these hands do, I’m gonna send him this video and say “collect money” because that’s really what I do out here in these findom streets! 🤭

[pope papí 🛐 @THEEsimphunter]

*$400,000

[pope papí 🛐 @THEEsimphunter]

This secret sender still hasn’t come forward and I just want to know… were you sitting with your phone in hand, c*shapp ready minutes before 11:11, eagerly waiting to press “send” right when the clock hit 11:11? Did your heart race as you felt the rush of anonymously sending over $100 to a hot domme on the internet? Did it leave you craving more, waiting for the right time to send again? So many questions that need answers (and additional sends)!

[pope papí 🛐 @THEEsimphunter]

The life of a finsub must be wild because you’re going about life as a “normal” adult and then one day, a hot woman comes along. But for some reason, she’s not like the others you’ve met.

There’s something about her aura that’s just different. Other women have never been this alluring — her presence is magnetic. And for some odd reason, you get this insatiable itch to send her money.

At first you shake your head and think about the societal implications of doing so. You think things like “no, I can’t send her money. That’s crazy, who would do that? What would people think of me?”

But the thought never leaves you. You try and try to resist the urge for months, until one day, you finally give in and say “ok… I’ll send just once. It wouldn’t hurt to try it. Then this feeling will go away!”

But instead of one send quelling the craving… you’re hooked. The next thing you know, hundreds of dollars are gone. You’re confused, yet exhilarated that you sent so much money for nothing in return.

You’re never the same afterwards. You try to tell yourself to memoryhole this event to convince yourself it never happened. It was just a lapse in judgment. It’ll never happen again. Besides, you should know better, shouldn’t you?

But as time goes on… the cravings keep coming back. You relapse and repeat the cycle constantly, until one day, you realize you were never in charge of your money. It never was “your” money anyways.

Now you spend the rest of your life simping over hot women who want to do nothing but take from you for their financial gain. And instead of feeling shame about it? You love every single second of it.

[pope papí 🛐 @THEEsimphunter]

Being a finsub as an attorney and/or a finance professional must be an incredible mindfuck. You’re over here getting blackmail contracts and sending money instead of investing it… yet you’re advising people to do the opposite of what you’re doing to yourself LOL

[pope papí 🛐 @THEEsimphunter]

Typical lying, gooning sub: “Goddess I’m only serving you, I promise!! I want to be owned by you 🥺”

Me: “Show me the SUBFAX™️!!!”

SubFax™️: “This sub is sending to 10 other dommes at the time of this reporting. He also likes to top from the bottom. No clean title.”

[pope papí 🛐 @THEEsimphunter]

This is how we look at you when you want a double domme session with us but can’t even afford our tributes: 🤨😒😠

[pope papí 🛐 @THEEsimphunter]

This is so domme-coded, I love it

[pope papí 🛐 @THEEsimphunter]

No thoughts, just fighting for my life 👍🏼 subs can only be useful if they send for my housewarming costs

[pope papí 🛐 @THEEsimphunter]

I don’t sing R&B, but b*tch I’m really HER.

[pope papí 🛐 @THEEsimphunter]

If there was an Olympic event for face cards, I’d be a gold medalist🥇

[pope papí 🛐 @THEEsimphunter]

I forgot to post this yesterday because the travel day drinking got to me 😵‍💫. Anyways, how does it feel to know that I get to fly wherever I want, whenever I want, in the luxury + comfort of first class (and most importantly, on your dime), while you slave away at work for me? 😇

[pope papí 🛐 @THEEsimphunter]

You’re convinced she has the look of someone who would ruin your life financially, but she’s cunning enough to convince you that she wouldn’t (and she ultimately will) 🐈‍⬛💵

[pope papí 🛐 @THEEsimphunter]

LMAOOOO ILY for using the slang I used @LordLex444 😂💗 börthday girl activities

[pope papí 🛐 @THEEsimphunter]

Cheers from me to you 🥂💗 thank you to everyone who wished me (and sent me) a happy birthday 🥹

[pope papí 🛐 @THEEsimphunter]

I love my daughter @bebycakes 💗🥹 ahhh I appreciate you all!!

[pope papí 🛐 @THEEsimphunter]

I forgot to post this on my birthday, but I remembered talking about the $12,345 balance in my OP. It’s so cool to see the synchronicity in the total. I’m blessed to have a sub who has stuck by my side even through all the difficulties life has brought her. True loyalty 🥹💗