Andrew

📍NYC

[Andrew @RuRuRunIt]

The weirdest part about getting older is not knowing who anyone is in a large pop culture scandal bc I have never heard of Ethan Klein in my entire life.

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People on the left are *very* aware of the foreign disinformation campaigns on the right that got us here, but we often gloss over that those same campaigns infiltrated the left, encouraging people to sit out elections and pushing that both parties were the same.

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Today I took Tank to the dog park, had sushi outside, went for a long walk in the West Village, made it to the gym, and then came to the west side highway to watch the sunset but the bitch is too bright. 10/10 day :)

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I saw a quite glamorous couple drinking martinis on the stoop of 4 Charles - the hardest resy to get in NYC - and told Chase a silly little goal of mine was to one day be that couple. So for my birthday, he surprised me with martinis on the stoop of 4 Charles.

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@e_galv Leftists have been sitting out elections for 30 years now. It’s given us 16 years of George W Bush and Trump and a 6-3 conservative Supreme Court. The very definition of doing the “same thing over and over”

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@seandoherty Come and Get It is a top 10 for me.

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@sadpisces92 Literally told someone today I’m buying a bottle of champagne for the night off to cry into one way or another.

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Oh you like me? What are your 43 favorite things about me?

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I lost ten pounds when I moved from Chicago to NYC because no bars here have two dollar beer specials every Sunday.

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I got a haircut.

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I tipped him 20% so he can afford therapy.

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My Uber driver honked at the driver in front of us for 5 solid minutes while giving him the bird with both hands and they both got out of their cars at a red light to yell obscenities at each other but he did get me to the airport 5 minutes early so I’m giving him 4 stars.

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@belovedangel222 Elizabeth Holmes faulty tests caused people to undergo needless medical procedures and she drove a man to suicide with her legal threats wym.

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@Club_XS_Toronto Thank you!!

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I think for my birthday this year I’m going to rent out a karaoke bar and invite everyone and then I will perform for a full hour and nobody else is allowed to sing.

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Going viral on Twitter is so funny because it nets me zero dollars but I do learn a fun and exciting new slur for whatever minority some random dad in a flyover state thinks I am.

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@badboybmar You get it!

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Boyfriend Chase appreciation post!

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@JayJkai45 This is a good idea except I am not looking for critical feedback I am only looking for praise, adoration, and hyperbolic compliments.

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@SylviaMingus I’m chaining the doors shut so I guess however long I want them to.

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@keithedwards Legitimately want to know what happened to her. Did she get addicted to the attention? Radicalized by spending her every waking hour on Twitter? Is she just saying shit bc she’d rather have people yell at her than spend a single second alone with her own thoughts?