🦀mooch🌲

🦀🌲, 🎃🍺 & Heat 2 enthusiast

[🦀mooch🌲 @Ruanski]

Top 5 Best Collections
5. Penguin's Museum (Batman Arkham City)
4. Won Shi Tong's Library (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
3. General Grievous's Lightsabers (Star Wars III)
2. Brainiac's Bottled Cities (Injustice 2)
1. Sinjin Van Cleef's Famous Teeth (Victorious)

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Me seeing track 9 on ICEMAN

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Jorts are the way.

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Doing work on the LIRR morning commute is lowkey a vibe.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is a threat of genocide and merits removal from office. The President’s mental faculties are collapsing and cannot be trusted.

To every individual in the President’s chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat.

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Does anyone have JD Vance’s email?
Need to talk to him asap.

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If Lyndon Johnson played Black Ops, we woulda never went to Vietnam.

[Undiscovered History @HistoryUnd]

Jerry "Rooster" Cantrell Sr, served in US Army during Vietnam, with his son's band Alice in Chains

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@DearS_o_n Pee on Carl

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Ortega has a hold on me

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@IsabellaAmara1 Sea bears

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To whoever left the empty bloom can on the squat rack this morning I hope someone spills hot coffee on your legs.

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I love Katz Deli and Beer

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If you’ve waited in line for a croissant this year you’re a fucking idiot

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The ghost of Margaret Thatcher is woefully unprepared for the number of creamers I’m about to consume.
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Average Park Slope Blink Fitness member

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Just made a fucking chowder with no recipe or prior experience and shit is GAS.

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@jayipyip ��-AI, -AI, -AI…”

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I’m sick can someone plz get me a fucking vanilla frosted donut

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We need an RFK Jr. biopic starring Ray Wise but Ray plays it like he’s Leland Palmer playing RFK and Bob is The Worm.