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Police massage
Ello Ello Ello, what's all this then?
Discreet service

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Cow insurance.
Fully comprehensive
£9.43

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Emilia Clarke

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Cadburys caramule
Genetic Experiment successful
What's that sorry? How much?
£2.54
End transmission
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2015 budget budgerigar
Complete with cage, mirror and teeny tiny leather chancellors briefcase
Answers to George
£8.12
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Game of thrones monopoly set
Jon snow piece missing
will replace with dog or tinfoil model of newsreader Jon snows head £.4
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Findus crispy panpipes
Peruvian four cheese
Soothing lunchtime snack or
Shopping centre hindrance
£3.81
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Glastonbury simulator
Sit in a collapsed tent whilst we play a @kanyewest CD through a traffic cone & throw piss at you
£183
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Bread maker
Makes delicious Boswell-loaves in 24 minutes
Includes that chicken where mam says you should put the rent.
Avaline missing
£9

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Hannibal season 1 boxset
Unwanted children's gift
£6.83
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13% off!!
@MissKatiePrice toaster.
Makes occasionally tasteful toast
With On/Off setting & removable Peter Andre crumb tray
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Peter Andre's
'History of Spirograph' DVD.

"Don't worry if you slip- it's all part of the fun"

£4.67

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Large hadron colander
Accelerates particles and other sub-atomic vegetables to near light speed
Unwanted Xmas gift
£7.43
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Luis Suarez man sandwich.
Delicious cuts of shoulder, perfect for any football snack
£27,000
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Skunk Anansie mix tape.
Quite shouty.
Would suit unhappy couple or hard-of-hearing Britpop enthusiast.
£2.96
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Nigel Farage's lovely parlour of massage.
£12 a pop
Almost all welcome
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@GaryBarlow megaphone
Converts voice into that of the TakeThat superstar
Ideal gift for hostage negotiator/Quiet Gary Barlow impersonator
£7

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Volkswagen polo mint
Condition
Good
£32,
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Did my guinea pig really go to heaven through the hole my dad dug in the garden? #AskDerekAcorah

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'What would Judas do?' Sweatband.
Would suit cheating tennis player or dyslexic born-again Christian.
£4.93
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