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[steve @bagshaw2112]

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[rube @Rube_97]

@BBCIsleofMan Hope the lady who took this photo, rather than just asking him not too and reminding of the rules, is really pleased with her pathetic little self 😀

[rube @Rube_97]

@nwater_care I've tried phoning several times and am not getting any further, rather just having it played down and told it is not a big risk. I have a 1 year old who I could of put at risk for 2 whole days had I followed the original advice. The service and experience has been appalling

[rube @Rube_97]

@nwater_care I am struggling to understand why 48 hours ago I rang and your technician told me my water was safe to drink and now, despite persistently contacting you for answers, this has been posted through my door. Unacceptable, poor service and jeopardising people's health !

[rube @Rube_97]

@nwater_care apparently it is a precautionary measure, this precaution should of been taken in the first instance. Apparently the tests came back clear.7 vans working on the street and artic lorry delivering bottled water suggests otherwise!Terrible service putting people at risk

[rube @Rube_97]

@aprilsnedden Honestly it gets me down hahahah

[rube @Rube_97]

It upsets me that skinny jeans are not trendy because I do not suit a single other style and therefore will continue to wear my unfashionable skinny's until they make a comeback 😊😊

[rube @Rube_97]

6 long months without Ern 🥺 So gutted Delilah didn't get more time with him. The best man to have ever lived ❤️💔❤️

[rube @Rube_97]

I know I am biased but what the hell, how did I actually create a human this cute 😍

[rube @Rube_97]

Can't believe this is my last weekend before Delilah turns 1 🥺 emotional

[rube @Rube_97]

I'm not joking I don't get how people are meant to afford this life

[rube @Rube_97]

It's been almost a year and I still can't believe this happy little babe is mine 💞

[rube @Rube_97]

This world is offit

[Colin Wright @SwipeWright]

Imagine believing this, that doctors are assigning "who" you are at birth instead of simply observing and recording WHAT you are, i.e. male or female.

This ideology is completely insane.

[rube @Rube_97]

@CharlDC_ ❤️

[rube @Rube_97]

Remembering Grandad Ern on the first day of the cricket season today. Miss you sooo much 🤍🏏

[rube @Rube_97]

Wrote my full dissertation in 9 hours so that'll be top quality 😅 but thank god that's over 🥳🥳

[rube @Rube_97]

People who use the price of petrol as an excuse not to come my way to see me and delil must think we travel to Whitby for free everytime 🙃🙃

[rube @Rube_97]

@asda just been to pump 2 at Skelton to fill up with diesel, managed to put £6 of air in as no diesel was coming out, notified the store but received 0 help off the patronising customer service lady who begrudged walking over from the store and said this was not possible 🙂🙂

[rube @Rube_97]

First pay day back to work and after all my bills go out I'm left with 40 pound for the month... Thats either enough diesel to get me to work for half the month or a food shop🙃 what an expensive time to be alive

[rube @Rube_97]

Feel so disgusting after 2 weeks off the gym and eating good and yet absolutely motivation to go back. Send help why is it soooo hard