Akanluk Ruben

Here to have fun!!!

[Harley knows you are lonely and so she @miss_ezeani]

1- He read the Bible, preached the word to me, called “Nonso Diobi and “Funke Akindele” to tell them about his “sister”.
I was grinning from ear to ear because for the first time, someone was actually taking me like a “sister”.
20 minutes later he was beating and punching the living day light out of me for daring to refuse sex. He said and I quote, “ I will damage your womb today for wasting my time”.
Took two weeks for the swell in my eye to go down and the blood clot to disappear.
I was 15.

2- After my heart touching gossip of how I believe God will see me through “God can’t help you here. Lucifer was the chief Angel of entertainment in heaven and after his fall, God never took that power from him. Lucifer governs this industry and so God won’t help you. You go knack abi you no go knack?”
I was 15.

3- After yet another touching gossip of “take me like your sister”, “You are not my sister. If my sister herself ever tells me she turned an opportunity down because of secks, I will beat her until she dies”.
I was 16.

4- Tries to kiss me the second time we were meeting, I jolted back, he says “how old are you again?
Me: 15. I told you.
Him: Right. I forgive you.

4 different directors.

I decided to call it a wrap and take my passion to skit making because oti sun mi!

Anyway… last year, I decided to get over the trauma, I did my very first audition again after manyyy years and I landed a lead role in a Showmax series and for this, I will forever be grateful to @JamesOmokwe and the entire Feemoverse.
I am pursuing acting again. And I’m no longer scared. And God is actually enough.
God and good people.

And no, I’m not going to “drop names”.
I do not plan to.😅

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Wizkid is like the god in this 9ja music P fr.

Pre-2000, Record Label Execs used to be like “We want you to be Africa’s Micheal Jackson, We want you to be 9ja Jay Z/Kanye”

After Wizkid came and did his thing.. Best believe it changed to;

“We want you to be the next Wizkid”

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Once she starts complimenting you that you’re smart..

Give it time bro.. Watch it morph into “You like acting like you know everything”

Just wait for it brother.. e go surely sup.

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

When you are broke for too long, even the “real ones” will eventually start giving you attitude.

[Da Mayor - AI Creative Director 🎨💻 @iam_damayor]

They missed one size, I done add am.🙏🏼

[Tate News @TateNews_]

Andrew Tate on Piers Morgan getting covid 😭

[CHARLEY @wyzefromtheeast]

Adam = pussy
Abraham = pussy
Lot = pussy
Samson = pussy
David = pussy
Salomon = pussy
Alexander The Great = pussy
Bill Clinton = pussy
Bill Cosby = pussy
Brother Love = pussy
R.kelly = pussy
Eazy E = pussy
Bricks mabrigado = pussy
Brown dash = pussy

[Akanluk Ruben @RubenAkanluk]

@abiodun_joko @OneJoblessBoy True!

[African Flavors @Doet21]

Invited Guest

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

"Experience is the comb that life gives to you after you've lost your hair"

- ID Cabasa

[HOPE NEVER DIES @BetsBySOG]

6F6CF80 - 321k odds Spreadsheet

D33D0C2D - 112 odds edit

👍👍

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Fight almost breaks out at the US senate 😂

[On God @_kennyblaze1391]

It’s officially 120m bro… ITS F*CKING 120 MILLLLIIIIOOOONNNN

[African Flavors @Doet21]

Monday it is

[Afolabi Nasirudeen @LagosNas]

@Mc_Phils @bi_bimpe @moshpuppyy Here boss

[JonnyUtd @Fx1Jonny]

Had to get this off my chest my heart is broken tonight!!!

I’m genuinely ashamed to be British 💔💔🤬🤬

#GazaGenocide 🇵🇸
#FreePalestine 🇵🇸

[MONKELE @_Taaooma]

My Ilorin people again 😩

[Postsubman @Postsubman]

- Accompanied with fresh receipts, Businessman calls out - Davido over N218million debit project. #Thread

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Tyrese’s ex-wife Samantha Lee says she regrets divorce 👀

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

Sorry but you have to force yourself to watch this