Ruben

sometimes say something funny.

[Billy_. @TheQuietKid18]

Aw these Oasis fans crawling oot the woodwork but couldnae even name ye more than 2 flavours.

[Jessica Simor KC @JMPSimor]

The BBC says: “Protesters target mosque”. Can you imagine saying “Protesters target synagogue? These are criminals. By platforming Farage, Oakeshott, Tice, Goodwin etc, the BBC normalised the far right. Now it legitimises them as so called “protesters” https://t.co/yofMbolcM5

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

France’s extraordinary election results provide an urgent, valuable lesson.

Don’t concede ground to those who sow division and fear. Build a bold Left movement that offers an alternative of inclusion and hope.

That is how you defeat the far right.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Joey x Bruno 😮‍💨

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

It's Black and White. 🖤🤍

Our 2024/25 @adidasfootball home kit will go on sale at 8am tomorrow in-store at St. James’ Park and online.

[ 〓〓 @GavinCurnow]

'How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn’t live there?'

[Hairy Bikers @HairyBikers]

Hi everyone, I’m afraid I bear some sad news. Most of you will know Dave has been fighting cancer for the past couple of years. Last night, on 28th February 2024, with Lili, Dave’s wife, his family, close friend David and myself by his side, he passed away peacefully at home. All who knew Dave are devastated at his passing. His beloved wife brought him such happiness as did her children, Iza and Sergiu who Dave loved like his own.

Personally, I am not sure I can put into words on how I feel at the moment. My best friend is on a journey that for now, I can’t follow. I will miss him every day and the bond and friendship we shared over half a lifetime. I wish you god’s speed brother; you are and will remain a beacon in this world. See you on the other side. Love ya.

I know Dave and his family would want me to thank all of you who sent messages of support in recent times. It meant the world to him, his family and all The Hairy Bikers team. I am sending you all much love and gratitude for those simple acts of kindness, generosity and spirit. We are eternally grateful for them.

May I ask you all for one further kindness and allow Lili, his wife, his family, close friends and I some time and some peace to process our huge loss. I am sure I will see you all soon.

Love Si x

[Tony Sneedprano 🤟🇮🇹🥩🍝🍕🤌🦆🐎🍳🥃🤟 @TonySneedprano]

"sorry i'm late T, i was over in brooklyn getting a sandwich and i saw one of them ZZ top lookin' guys with the curly sideburns crawl out of a sewer, swear on my mother"

"you've gotta lay off the smack or i'll give you one"

[Ruben @RubenPD1]

#NUFC #SAFC hahahahhahahahahah

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

17 years, 230 days

Lewis Miley is our youngest ever @premierleague goalscorer! 💫

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

It's all gone wrong for Man United. Yet again.

And their fans are losing their minds. Again.

Oh yes, it's an #MUFC Fan Denial...

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Sunderland v Newcastle. #FACupDraw

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

Yeah, I would be absolutely fuming if I was a Newcastle fan

[Ruben @RubenPD1]

Favourite part of india so far is that I've failed to see one toon related item but have walked past a shop with a "stroke city" souvenir. We have a long way to go to hit the levels of Premier league era Stoke. #NUFC

[Ruben @RubenPD1]

Train back to London must have been early.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Tonight's attendance at Old Trafford is 72,000.

Slightly less now.

[Ruben @RubenPD1]

Guaranteed to be playing for Stoke in 10 years

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔵🔴⭐️ Barcelona talent Marc Guiu makes his professional debut, minute 79… and he scores after 23 seconds.

Crucial goal for Barça, special moment for Guiu — born in 2006.

[Gianfranco Shola @GianfrancoShoIa]

"Any questions you have, you let me know..."

"These Blaydon Races you sing of..."